They will build mud tunnels to reach a food/nest source right up a brick wall. It is not the sunlight that kills them but dehydration.
Yooper: and I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks a lot. haha
Those little buggers are packed full of protein! especially the queen!
1 Find a bug-a-bug hill. You can recognize one when you see a little rock/mud mountain in the center of the field where there wasn’t one the last time you looked.
2 Take at least 20 friends with machetes with you--in fact, let them take you because after you do this once, you can’t imagine wanting to take down a bug-a-bug hill ever again. Be prepared for the hardest, most revolting experience of your life.
3 Hack for hours on the rock/mud, chipping away with the others and having hordes of worker termites rush at you and bite you until you bleed. They are serious about stopping you.
4 Hack and pound until you are at the center of the mound. There you will find a pulsing queen termite whose abdomen (about the size of two fists together) is throbbing with thousands of babies. Take her out with the termite army fighting you all the way.
5 Cook the queen (still pulsing) in palm oil in a large pan until it turns golden brown. Cut it into small sections and give them to each of the workers who destroyed the bug-a-bug hill.
Those little buggers are packed full of protein! especially the queen!
1 Find a bug-a-bug hill. You can recognize one when you see a little rock/mud mountain in the center of the field where there wasn’t one the last time you looked.
2 Take at least 20 friends with machetes with you--in fact, let them take you because after you do this once, you can’t imagine wanting to take down a bug-a-bug hill ever again. Be prepared for the hardest, most revolting experience of your life.
3 Hack for hours on the rock/mud, chipping away with the others and having hordes of worker termites rush at you and bite you until you bleed. They are serious about stopping you.
4 Hack and pound until you are at the center of the mound. There you will find a pulsing queen termite whose abdomen (about the size of two fists together) is throbbing with thousands of babies. Take her out with the termite army fighting you all the way.
5 Cook the queen (still pulsing) in palm oil in a large pan until it turns golden brown. Cut it into small sections and give them to each of the workers who destroyed the bug-a-bug hill.
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