You know you're a redneck when...

[Urban Redneck]

you're taking pixs of your 4.5 year old with a big chainsaw. Seriously, I can't wait for school to start next week. My kid goes to a fancy preschool in San Francisco. (yes, I know that sounds stupid but I live in a big city and that's the way the system works) Other classmates spent the summer in Asia, Turkey, Europe and Hawaii. Mine spent the summer in OH with a new 372xpw. "show and tell" should be fun.

 

[MacLaren]

When your mother tells a state trooper to kiss her arse with a Marlboro between her lips.

 

[MacLaren]

When boarding the plain to Hawaii, all of your carry on luggage is Piggly-Wiggly bags.

 

[MacLaren]

In your wedding picture its your wife, and you with a tooth-pick hanging loosely from your mouth.

 

[Urban Redneck]

Ok, the Piggly Wiggly carry on luggage to Hawaii is damn funny !!

 

[CentaurG2]

You mow the front lawn and find your car.

What is that poor child wearing on its feet??

 

[cat-face timber]

In your weding pictures you can be seen with snuff in....

 

[Urban Redneck]

The shoes are Crocks. Very popular with young kids. The fashionably challenged adults wear then too. Don't worry, she wasn't even on the property while I was cutting. Safety first. Which is why I was sweating to death wearing my 10 ply racing chaps in 85 degree heat.

 

[CentaurG2]

So that is what crocks look like. I have heard of them but I don’t recall seeing them but I don’t hand out with kids or fashion challenged adults. They look “big” to me for some reason. Are they comfortable or have any other redeeming qualities other that being impossible to lose in the snow??

 

[kugss]

They look “big” to me for some reason. Are they comfortable or have any other redeeming qualities other that being impossible to lose in the snow??[/QUOTE]

NO

 

[Urban Redneck]

My kid loves them. Has about 5 different colors. They are easy to wash off when they get dirty. A huge factor when you're a parent trying to clean kid shoes.

 

[TreePointer]

Heehee!

That should make a few of them gasp that you're teaching your young child to kill "our tree friends" and put extra carbon into the atmosphere while increasing noise pollution. One can only hope, right?

 

[CentaurG2]

My kid loves them. Has about 5 different colors. They are easy to wash off when they get dirty. A huge factor when you're a parent trying to clean kid shoes.

I looked them up. They are about $30 a pair. Way cheaper than my smoke jumpers. The holes in the sides look like they would be annoying but who am I to judge fashion. For 30 bucks, easy to clean and kids like em.. go for it. I might try a pair myself next time I go white water rafting. I will be easy to spot when I fall out of the raft!

 

[Guido Salvage]

I looked them up. They are about $30 a pair. Way cheaper than my smoke jumpers. The holes in the sides look like they would be annoying but who am I to judge fashion. For 30 bucks, easy to clean and kids like em.. go for it. I might try a pair myself next time I go white water rafting. I will be easy to spot when I fall out of the raft!

They are more like clogs that water shoes, you would probably lose them when you hit the water!

 

[slowp]

I have a few pairs. Some purple ones, some blue ones, and some dark blue ones, and some with pink fur. A certain faller wears them for apres caulks (pronounced corks). I like them after wearing caulks too.

There are many styles and colors and you can get cute pins to go in the croc holes.

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

... and you can get cute pins to go in the croc holes.

And that little "invention" has made one family into millionaires! The mom & daughter cooked up the idea one day with stuff they had around the house. Dad comes home and gets the "Oooh, honey, look at the cute thing we did today!" He sees the $$$ immediately and forbids them to tell anyone about it. Does his homework, gets trademarked, and the next thing you know old Dad's a millionaire!

 

[Brad101]

I really hate to have to say this, but it is the world we live in now. You just posted child ####ography on the internet, you might want to remove it before someone gets in trouble.

 

[SawTroll]

Dig up the old thread with the same heading....

 

[Urban Redneck]

For the inquiring minds.... www.crocs.com They even have camo. www.zappos.com has them with free overnight shipping.

 

[slowp]

And that little "invention" has made one family into millionaires! The mom & daughter cooked up the idea one day with stuff they had around the house. Dad comes home and gets the "Oooh, honey, look at the cute thing we did today!" He sees the $$$ immediately and forbids them to tell anyone about it. Does his homework, gets trademarked, and the next thing you know old Dad's a millionaire!

I hope mom and kid are also included.