Sethro
Heathen
Who talk's dirty to their saw while cutting , come on I know ya'all do! With the old adages like "You like that ?????" or "Come on you ????ing slut" and "Eat it whore". Even on Sundays!
Who Talk's Dirty?
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IchWarriorMkII
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..wtf...?
Do you have tourettes syndrome?
... Uh no, I just cut wood myself. Might say something to my cutting partner, like "Hey this chain sure is cutting good!"... but thats about it.
Do you have tourettes syndrome?
... Uh no, I just cut wood myself. Might say something to my cutting partner, like "Hey this chain sure is cutting good!"... but thats about it.
LOL,
I got to admit there is nothing that does not get called names and such when I am working with it. Try to be nice and all they do is break down on you. I call my saws dirt eating SOB"S all the tiem. Because they cut throught the wood so fast that they eat dirt just like that.
Bob
I got to admit there is nothing that does not get called names and such when I am working with it. Try to be nice and all they do is break down on you. I call my saws dirt eating SOB"S all the tiem. Because they cut throught the wood so fast that they eat dirt just like that.
Bob
dustytools
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I recall Al having a few good names for some of his saws at the Indiana GTG.
Lakeside53
Stihl Wrenching
Like many thing, I find mine cuts better with verbal abuse
Steve128
ArboristSite Operative
Education
Finally we are talking about something important!:greenchainsaw:
Damn right I "talk". Luckily, the trees haven't talked back....yet.
Finally we are talking about something important!:greenchainsaw:
Damn right I "talk". Luckily, the trees haven't talked back....yet.
Saws really start getting cussed at when they misbehave. And heaven knows if one gets pinched! But skidders take nost of the verbal abuse.
Scooterbum
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Usually I wait till just before bedtime.............
polexie
ArboristSite Operative
Dirty talk on everything that does't go the way i want it tot go. When struggling with the terrain with your hands full, logs in places you don't wanna have 'm. bumping with your knee against something.
Godverdomme kutzooi waarom stoot ik mijn pleuris knie tegen die klote laadklep.
Hope that belgian or thekees wont read this.
Godverdomme kutzooi waarom stoot ik mijn pleuris knie tegen die klote laadklep.
Hope that belgian or thekees wont read this.
I recall Al having a few good names for some of his saws at the Indiana GTG.
Hmmmm, Al says he's old school, so I believe ya !
vapnut257
ArboristSite Operative
Cuss my saw? Heck no, I talk sweet to mine, calling it sugarpig or babydoll or other sweet nothings. I give it good, sweet, fresh oil and gas mix. Give it a good cleaning after every use. I even put a diaper under it to catch any leaking bar oil. What more could a wife, er, saw ask for?
Admire and respect
I admire and respect my saws and never swear at them. I marvel at the engineering and function. If they aren't working properly, it's my fault.
!!*#*# Golf balls are another story.
I admire and respect my saws and never swear at them. I marvel at the engineering and function. If they aren't working properly, it's my fault.
!!*#*# Golf balls are another story.
McC
ArboristSite Guru
I'm usually thinking about things like, "Your not running too lean are you?", "You're chain isn't too loose, is it?" "I hope I didn't hit the dirt and dull you're chain" "I hope there is enough oil in the gas" " You're filter isn't plugged is it?"
I worry a lot.
Scott
I worry a lot.
Scott
starter
ArboristSite Operative
Funny you should mention it...
+1. I save the best Tourette's for the nasty rounds. They deserve it becauye they are trying not to get split up into heat food.
The saw gets it, but only rarely. (sometimes I cuss it out, but only when I'm far away, where it can't hear.. sensitive beeyatch that she is)
To be fair I tell myself off, too, that way the equipment doesn't get alienated. Nothing worse than equipment that would rather be working for someone else...
I talk sh!t to the logs sometimes. LOL
+1. I save the best Tourette's for the nasty rounds. They deserve it becauye they are trying not to get split up into heat food.
The saw gets it, but only rarely. (sometimes I cuss it out, but only when I'm far away, where it can't hear.. sensitive beeyatch that she is)
To be fair I tell myself off, too, that way the equipment doesn't get alienated. Nothing worse than equipment that would rather be working for someone else...
spacemule
The Peanut Gallery
No, never talked to my saws, although I do occasionally find myself mumbling to myself when I'm walking. :jester:
oldsaw
"Been There, Milled That"
I have referred to all of my saws and more than a few trees as "biatch", as well as some other not so nice words. Guilty as charged.
Mark
Mark
Well, if the chainsaw's decided to play up, specially when a long walk from the truck, the air'll turn blue swiftly, and there's imminent danger of surrounding rock screes turning to molten lava, such is the sheer size and volume of profanities that occur...
ciscoguy01
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Star Sprocket
Tell you what, I've used some of the older star sprockets and when those baby's throw a chain and booger up the gears on the chain, lemme tell ya wot!!! I don't think anybody wants to be around me when I'm talking to the saw or anything else. It's really not a good site. On the other hand, when I'm just cuttin', I'm usually talkin' smack to the trees or something else around, ya know, "how bout them apples b1tch?" "ahhhhh, watcha gonna do now you punk b1tch?" " Ain't so tough are ya???" And the list goes on. No matter what happens, I'm always in battle mode, it's a war, me vs. the trees, or trees or brush or whatever else needs killin', lmfao...opcorn: 
Cheers eh?
Tell you what, I've used some of the older star sprockets and when those baby's throw a chain and booger up the gears on the chain, lemme tell ya wot!!! I don't think anybody wants to be around me when I'm talking to the saw or anything else. It's really not a good site. On the other hand, when I'm just cuttin', I'm usually talkin' smack to the trees or something else around, ya know, "how bout them apples b1tch?" "ahhhhh, watcha gonna do now you punk b1tch?" " Ain't so tough are ya???" And the list goes on. No matter what happens, I'm always in battle mode, it's a war, me vs. the trees, or trees or brush or whatever else needs killin', lmfao...
opcorn: Cheers eh?
