Am I George Washington?

[A. Stanton]

I cut down a neighbor's wild cherry tree for the firewood. Does this make me George Washington? While I was there, I also trimmed a limb from an apple tree and a maple tree.

 

[husky455rancher]

i dunno do you have wooden teeth?

 

[Austin1]

Did you use a Axe?

 

[B-Edwards]

Did you lie when Axed if you did it?

 

[trimmmed]

Did you lie when Axed if you did it?

This is the only true "am i Geo??" criteria.

 

[woodhog]

My neighbor says his uncle has the ax George Washington used to cut down the cherry tree. It has had 3 different heads, and 4 different handles, but its still the same ax

 

[mga]

Did you lie when Axed if you did it?

bada boom.

 

[Ductape]

Were you wearing a white wig at the time???

 

[Wood Doctor]

I cut down a neighbor's wild cherry tree for the firewood. Does this make me George Washington? While I was there, I also trimmed a limb from an apple tree and a maple tree.

If that wild cherry tree was still yielding good cherries for cherry pie and cherry tort, LOML would lock you in jail and throw the key away, even if your name was George Washington.:greenchainsaw: