another great deal on craigslist

[mga]

if you have a 1 ton 4x4 pickup with a plow and diesel, you can make an even swap for these nice pine trees.

hurry and be the first. these trees gotta be worth at least $2,000:

http://rochester.craigslist.org/bar/486112166.html

notice these two parts:

...and I might be able to help load your car, but I'm still recovering from a freakish injury to my foot involving my yugo....Please see below for a few very minor requirements...Thanks!!! Bub

then he has the balls to add this:

**** trees must be cut down by a licensed tree surgeon with verified insurance, and at least 5 references. Stumps must be ground below ground level, and topsoil and seed applied by said tree remover. All reminants of above noted (3) scrub pine trees must be disposed of by licensed tree surgeon noted above, above noted facecords must be loaded and removed by Nov.23 or legal action will be taken****

 

[RDT]

:jawdrop:

 

[wood4heat]

I think this was posted as a joke. Did you read the part where he thought it should all fit into the trunk of a Ford Escort?

 

[mga]

I think this was posted as a joke. Did you read the part where he thought it should all fit into the trunk of a Ford Escort?

lol..ya gotta love craigslist.

 

[RDT]

Wow this is a deal of a lifetime wish I lived nearby

 

[Bowtie]

If that dude is serious he needs to wake up.

 

[wood4heat]

Does anybody ever read the "best of craiglist" section? Its got some really funny stuff.

 

[RDT]

Lmao

 

[blackdoggy]

Thats a false listing or hes smoking some really really funny stuff

 

[TreeBot]

That's awesome.

If anyone here wants to get in on the gold rush I will trade the junipers that have grown up on my untended farm ground. I will let the first acre go for, say, a mint condition 75' rear mount short flatbed 4x4 diesel bucket truck. Oh yeah, and if it weighs more than 6000lbs I will sue your grandma. It has taken decades of neglect to produce these trees, this is the chance of a lifetime, act now!

 

[carvinmark]

Does anybody ever read the "best of craiglist" section? Its got some really funny stuff.

Yes, LMAO, good entertainment

 

[046]

that one was obviously a joke.... but you should see all the real one's that's similar.

"come cut down my huge oak tree for free. need to leave bottom 8 feet." etc..