I list a 10 dollar item, lady offers me 6. I counter at ten and she declines. I end up needing to drive to her area later in the day. I reply I will sell it for 6 if she meets me at X time. "Sorry but I can't find my wallet so I will pass." WTF
Second guy (50 miles away): Do you ever come to X town?
Me: No, do you ever travel through Y or Z?
Guy: I am in X.
Me to myself: No ****ing ****, did you read what I asked?
Me to him: I can mail it to you
Guy: That would be great, I will go to the bank tomorrow and get a ten dollar bill
Me to myself again: Are you going to teleport the $$ to me then? Cause I am not shipping ahead to someone I do not know.