Craigslist laughs

[Steve NW WI]

Guess I better head over there and drop off a few. Suppose he will want one fully assembled and running then?

http://eauclaire.craigslist.org/wan/1479146278.html

chainsaw (Barron)
Date: 2009-11-23, 1:37PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Wanted chainsaw. dont really have any money for one. If you would like to donate me one for free that would be great.

* Location: Barron
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1479146278

 

[Iska3]

Guess I better head over there and drop off a few. Suppose he will want one fully assembled and running then?

http://eauclaire.craigslist.org/wan/1479146278.html

chainsaw (Barron)
Date: 2009-11-23, 1:37PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Wanted chainsaw. dont really have any money for one. If you would like to donate me one for free that would be great.

* Location: Barron
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1479146278

What!! No Gas and Bar Oil? That's like giving the guy a cake without the frosting.

 

[Jkebxjunke]

probably wants you to run it too

 

[bigbadbob]

http://cariboo.en.craigslist.ca/cto/1466627714.html
http://cariboo.en.craigslist.ca/zip/1466375992.html
Two for fun!!

 

[Walt41]

Craigs list gems

I laughed so hard at these posts! I have to include a call I got recently from a neighbor to some vacant land I own. She told me that there was a large oak that was starting to rot and I could have it if I wanted. Upon arrival I discovered the neighbor had "expanded" their lawn about thirty feet and the "free" tree was actually owned by the guy I see in the mirror while shaving.

 

[Cambium]

I laughed so hard at these posts! I have to include a call I got recently from a neighbor to some vacant land I own. She told me that there was a large oak that was starting to rot and I could have it if I wanted. Upon arrival I discovered the neighbor had "expanded" their lawn about thirty feet and the "free" tree was actually owned by the guy I see in the mirror while shaving.

LMAO!! So not only she thought she was giving away a free tree but she's going to be paying for the land she stole. Nice.

 

[Walt41]

Free tree update

I thought I should finish the story, I cut the tree and one more larger one and used my tractor to position them on the actual property line. This resulted in the relocation of their garden and fire pit. I am actually thinking of selling this parcel in the spring, figure I'll pass on the headache and taxes(welfare fund) to someone else.

 

[BayAreaBucker]

FREE WOOD - Firewood (campbell)
Date: 2009-12-02, 5:52PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have some free wood in my back yard. Its real dry stuff and will be good for burning. My awesome landlord put this pile here and said he was going to have it hauled off.. well that was over a year ago! Im tired of looking at it. If you need some stuff to burn come and get it.

Its in my backyard and my dogs are very protective so give me a call and we can set up a time for you to pick through it.

408-449-0814

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j135/Gervin86/####wood.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1492389708

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Wow! some of these posts are hilarious, but this one is really alarming!

Craftsman 10" Radial Alarm Saw - $85 (Manassas)
Date: 2009-12-08, 10:24AM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Radial Alarm Saw includes: carbi blade, wooden stand and manual.

Contact 703.763.xxxx for more information.

* Location: Manassas

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/tls/1500446110.html


:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

I thought I should finish the story, I cut the tree and one more larger one and used my tractor to position them on the actual property line. This resulted in the relocation of their garden and fire pit. I am actually thinking of selling this parcel in the spring, figure I'll pass on the headache and taxes(welfare fund) to someone else.

Were they pleased with your efforts?

 

[Walt41]

I'm sure they are thrilled to see the trees, branches and my artful ruts I left for them to admire for a long, long time!

 

[Streblerm]

This has got to be the biggest tree in the state!

Or else somebody is confused about geometric terms.

Oak Tree 17' diameter (Stow, Ohio)

Date: 2009-12-09, 1:20PM EST

Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Best offer, you must cut down. This is alot of oak for building with.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mat/1502364658.html

 

[Jkebxjunke]

Or else somebody is confused about geometric terms.



http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mat/1502364658.html

wouldn't a 17' oak tree be on some kind of national register? LOL

 

[Dave]

Chance to go into business/ hurt yourself

COMPLETE TREE CLIMBING AND CUTTTING SET -UP - $250 (west green../ cov )
Date: 2009-12-10, 6:21AM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Everything needed to start your own tree cutting buisiness except a bucket truck...... the entire set-up comes with one set of tree climbing spikes.... one set of padded waist to toe chaps that will fit a man that stand 5ft -10 - to 6 ft 1 inch or a little more.... a double wrung 4 to 5 inch wide heavy duty climbing / carrying belt ( carries extra rope ,,,, saw,,, and clips on the saftey rope from one side of the tree to the other from around the tree .... two nylon 25- foot yellow tie ropes .... one 20-25 foot aluminum extention pole with added attatchment of a saw and small branch trimming devise attatched to the end of the pole ...... .... Lastly if you choose to add a one year old poulan WILD THING 18-inch chain saw with carrying case ... it is an extra 75 $$$ for a total of 325.00 $$$$$ the saw comes with 2-or 3 chains ...... .......................Reason for selling is getting to old to be climbing and cutting and its time to walk away ....... all the items included are in very good to excellent shape and condition ... if interested please e-mail or call

* Location: west green../ cov
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1503436533

I was going to say something humorous, but how do you top that?

 

[Steve NW WI]

As Achmed would say, "Holy Crap!"

chain saw bar oil - $75 (hudson wi)
Date: 2009-12-11, 9:48AM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

oregon bar oil 3 gallon bottles 75.00

* Location: hudson wi
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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[Philbert]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mat/1505193859.html

As Achmed would say, "Holy Crap!"

Or as George Carlin would have said, "Must be GOOD ___!"

Philbert

 

[htpd43]

Well... It does say premium on the label.
Or maybe he's takin the whole black gold thing too serious.

 

[Walt41]

Does it come with a saw to use it in?

I want a half dose of whatever they are taking!

 

[Old Goat]

http://westslope.craigslist.org/tls/1504338475.html

husqvarna chainsaw model 372xp.(my friends and family call it the sawmill). msrp on the saw is about $850.00 new without mods asking $700.00 obo. 71cc but modified to about 90/95cc and weighs only 13lbs dry. 2008 model and only slightly used. 20 inch bar with pro chisel chain, no safety links on it at all. also comes with a 16 inch bar for even more speed and power but no chain for the 16" bar. the picture on my ad is a picture from the net,i didn't have time to take pics of the actual saw but i will for serious inquires.

Someone please let me know how I can turn my 371XP into a 95cc saw

 

[Walt41]

http://westslope.craigslist.org/tls/1504338475.html



Someone please let me know how I can turn my 371XP into a 95cc saw

Mabye there are saw magicians on CL that do that?