Craigslist laughs

Arborist Forum

Help Support Arborist Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
treeclimber101

treeclimber101

UNCLE BUCK
Joined
Feb 6, 2009
Messages
9,650
Location
somewhere else
email this posting to a friendsouth jersey craigslist > for sale / wanted > barter
please flag with care: [?]

miscategorized

prohibited

spam/overpost

best of craigslist

Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
firewood for tree cut. u take wood - $1 (s.jersey)

Date: 2012-09-12, 9:25AM EDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Have two trees.
one cherry one maple
you cut. You can take the wood leave branches n stump
I will assist you but must have your own saw and a rope to tie off limbs before they are cut.
both trees atleast 2 or 3 limbs need to be cut before the tree can be felled. I can't climb ladder that well due to military injury reason why I am posting ad on here.
I have a ladder but its not that big so if you have one your welcom to bring it also.
trunks of both trees are about 20" . Nothing crazy.
The cherry is between my shed and neighbors garage. Plenty of room to work just limbs from other trees stop it from not being trimmed to just be felled
The maple is 10+' away from my house and also needs limbs to be trimmed from other trees before it can be felled.


What ever wood you do not want.. branches can be left and I will take care of them.
neither tree is dead just would like to have them cut.

I will not pay anyone to cut them. Reason why im posting in barter.
you cut you take the wood

I've been told from 60 bucks per tree to 300 and they all want to take the wood. Well if im paying you im keeping the wood.

So on that note im not paying anyone to cut them down. Im offering free firewood. You just have to cut it down. Like I said I can assist you if needed. But I can't climb around in a tree. If I could I would cut them down myself.

Please reply to ad only.
No scams or b.s.
I will only delete ad when I have someone starting the work..
MUST CUT BOTH DOWN BEFORE WOOD IS REMOVED FROM MY PROPERTY.
if you have to cut one down then get a trailer for the wood or something I might be able to help as long as your local. But no wood leaves until both are cut. Sorry I have been scammed before by a tree company service.

Emails only til something is set up. Im not calling you
and work has to be done on the weekend. No week days, when im not here
yes I must be home while you are here.

Im located in winslow twp. NJ

As below the bird eats a toad. I don't wanna be that toad ..




Location: s.jersey
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3211401240

Copyright © 2012 craigslist, inc. terms of use privacy policy feedback forum
 
marcomjl

marcomjl

ArboristSite Member
Joined
Jan 2, 2011
Messages
65
Location
RI
email this posting to a friendsouth jersey craigslist > for sale / wanted > barter
please flag with care: [?]

miscategorized

prohibited

spam/overpost

best of craigslist

Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
firewood for tree cut. u take wood - $1 (s.jersey)

Date: 2012-09-12, 9:25AM EDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Have two trees.
one cherry one maple
you cut. You can take the wood leave branches n stump
I will assist you but must have your own saw and a rope to tie off limbs before they are cut.
both trees atleast 2 or 3 limbs need to be cut before the tree can be felled. I can't climb ladder that well due to military injury reason why I am posting ad on here.
I have a ladder but its not that big so if you have one your welcom to bring it also.
trunks of both trees are about 20" . Nothing crazy.
The cherry is between my shed and neighbors garage. Plenty of room to work just limbs from other trees stop it from not being trimmed to just be felled
The maple is 10+' away from my house and also needs limbs to be trimmed from other trees before it can be felled.


What ever wood you do not want.. branches can be left and I will take care of them.
neither tree is dead just would like to have them cut.

I will not pay anyone to cut them. Reason why im posting in barter.
you cut you take the wood

I've been told from 60 bucks per tree to 300 and they all want to take the wood. Well if im paying you im keeping the wood.

So on that note im not paying anyone to cut them down. Im offering free firewood. You just have to cut it down. Like I said I can assist you if needed. But I can't climb around in a tree. If I could I would cut them down myself.

Please reply to ad only.
No scams or b.s.
I will only delete ad when I have someone starting the work..
MUST CUT BOTH DOWN BEFORE WOOD IS REMOVED FROM MY PROPERTY.
if you have to cut one down then get a trailer for the wood or something I might be able to help as long as your local. But no wood leaves until both are cut. Sorry I have been scammed before by a tree company service.

Emails only til something is set up. Im not calling you
and work has to be done on the weekend. No week days, when im not here
yes I must be home while you are here.

Im located in winslow twp. NJ

As below the bird eats a toad. I don't wanna be that toad ..




Location: s.jersey
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3211401240

Copyright © 2012 craigslist, inc. terms of use privacy policy feedback forum


WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY to much information lol
 
husqvarnaguy

husqvarnaguy

Addicted to ArboristSite
Joined
Jun 30, 2012
Messages
1,297
Location
Robbins, NC
I know its not related to ebay but it was in the local paper.




Killing of Snakes: Needless Violence
.


As of Thursday, October 4, 2012
Print print this page
Discuss15 comments, Blog about
Share thisEmail, Facebook, Twitter
.


Advertisement

<a href='http://ads2.thepilot.com/www/delivery/ck.php?n=a290f329&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE' target='_blank'><img src='http://ads2.thepilot.com/www/delivery/avw.php?campaignid=14&cb=INSERT_RANDOM_NUMBER_HERE&n=a290f329' border='0' alt='' /></a>


I visited Southern Pines and had the pleasure of brisk walks around the Reservoir Park, a beautiful and well-kept place. We visited every evening before the sun set, as the days got shorter.

Last Wednesday evening, other travelers around the reservoir reported snakes along the trail. We didn’t see the snakes, but heard that they were copperhead snakes. As a city girl, I went home and looked on the Internet and read a site that said, “Copperhead snakes are not as harmful as people think. Their venom will only paralyze your limb, but not kill you.”

The next day, we took the path again, around the same time, but at dusk. We approached each corner cautiously. A tall elderly couple approached and said, “We killed a snake.” I was in shock or I might’ve asked more questions. For example, “Why?”

I got a twang of anxiety in my gut. I haven’t had that feeling in a long time. I felt like something had gone extremely wrong. A crime had been committed. A disservice to humanity had occurred. When we approached, someone else stopped to tell us another snake had slithered away from the path, near the now-dead snake.

If you are afraid of something, just walk around it. Avoid it. A snake doesn’t have any reason to attack you. This snake probably was related to the other snake. You killed its companion, possibly its relative.

I was horrified. Was this snake killing your chickens? No. You were actually a guest, visiting the path near the snake’s home.

If something scares you, and you don’t understand it, wait, do not attack it. It takes more bravery to look clearly and see what scares you and why
 
IHCCS

IHCCS

ArboristSite Lurker
Joined
Sep 27, 2012
Messages
8
Location
Southwest Indiana
Evansville, IN

Free large tree needs cut down (Bristow)
Date: 2012-09-25, 9:44PM EDT
[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Free large maple tree for fire wood. You cut down and haul off. Must know what your doing.

call 812-843-5231 or 812-619-0863

Location: Bristow
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3296798764
 
treemandan

treemandan

Tree Freak
Joined
Oct 3, 2006
Messages
11,085
Location
chester co pa
Here is a good one. Man I could make $1000's of dollars, I never knew! Just make sure you show up and pay cash...

attachment.php


View attachment 253522

If that's not a paradigm shift i don't know what is and the truth is people will buy it.
 
winland

winland

ArboristSite Operative
Joined
Jan 24, 2012
Messages
368
Location
44883
Not sure who is paying whom.:msp_confused:



Poplar firewood (Tiffin)

Date: 2012-10-07, 10:04PM EDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Poplar firewood. 10 matured trees need to be removed. You cut down and haul away. $20/tree. Please call 419-618-2809 and ask for Kevin for more information.
Location: Tiffin
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3323632447
 
winland

winland

ArboristSite Operative
Joined
Jan 24, 2012
Messages
368
Location
44883
What is "Grade B" firewood

FIREWOOD CONSISTING OF HARDWOOD'S MAX BTU's - $40 (Norwalk)

Date: 2012-10-11, 6:17PM EDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am selling grade B hardwood fire wood for only $40.00 a pick-up truck load.

Don't Miss Out!!

Call (419)677-3805
Location: Norwalk
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3332547256
:confused2:
 
marcomjl

marcomjl

ArboristSite Member
Joined
Jan 2, 2011
Messages
65
Location
RI
FIREWOOD CONSISTING OF HARDWOOD'S MAX BTU's - $40 (Norwalk)

Date: 2012-10-11, 6:17PM EDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am selling grade B hardwood fire wood for only $40.00 a pick-up truck load.

Don't Miss Out!!

Call (419)677-3805
Location: Norwalk
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3332547256
:confused2:


Well I had to myself so I googled it and it seems some firewood info website states it as being "Slow burning, high heat" type of firewood. Theres grades a-d. All I know is who the hell really uses that scale/grade system...


P.S. Another funny thing is that the websites has Oak as grade D,
 
Last edited:
SkippyKtm

SkippyKtm

The Lorax, my FIL rip...
Joined
Jan 3, 2009
Messages
2,809
Location
The quiet corner, CT USA
Anybody hungry for Dinner?

[url]http://nwct.craigslist.org/grd/3332768548.html[/URL]

Supper spit - $2000 (Nw)

Date: 2012-10-11, 8:06PM EDT

[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Supper spilt wood splitter with Subaru robin engine thing is mint only split like 30 cord with it. Always keep inside only reson I'm selling it is buyying a prosseser

:hmm3grin2orange:
 
marcomjl

marcomjl

ArboristSite Member
Joined
Jan 2, 2011
Messages
65
Location
RI
[url]http://nwct.craigslist.org/grd/3332768548.html[/URL]

Supper spit - $2000 (Nw)

Date: 2012-10-11, 8:06PM EDT

[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Supper spilt wood splitter with Subaru robin engine thing is mint only split like 30 cord with it. Always keep inside only reson I'm selling it is buyying a prosseser

:hmm3grin2orange:


Well you tells you right there why he's selling it so high, he needs all the money he can get towards the processor lol
 
artbaldoni
Joined
Jan 8, 2011
Messages
582
Location
Newville PA
Mature walnut tree for removal - $5000 (Carlisle)

Date: 2012-10-14, 10:47AM EDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Huge walnut in my back yard needs to go. At a glancing guess about 70" tall. Your removal. Make an offer. I will take less as long as you remove. There are structures close to it so you will have to remove with care. I will send pictures for serious inquiries. :confused:
 
SpiralAcacia

SpiralAcacia

ArboristSite Operative
Joined
Nov 19, 2006
Messages
357
Location
South of Israel
Mature walnut tree for removal - $5000 (Carlisle)

Date: 2012-10-14, 10:47AM EDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Huge walnut in my back yard needs to go. At a glancing guess about 70" tall. Your removal. Make an offer. I will take less as long as you remove. There are structures close to it so you will have to remove with care. I will send pictures for serious inquiries. :confused:

Didn't he also make a point of the lucky winner cleaning up after the removal?
Winner must show proof of valid professional insurance, crane operator credentials, rigging experience, NO?

And of course, strong believe in the power of prayer wouldn't be bad....:msp_razz::msp_razz::msp_razz:

SA
 

Latest posts

Top