woodbooga
cords of mystic memory
Did you hear about the firewood guy who was in a rush to go from place to place and get things done?
Forgot the hard hat one to many times...
Brought my pda out in the woods. Typing this from under the trunk of a black birch that didn't fall according to plan.
Thank God for endorphins!
Woodbooga Dementia
Do we need to call 911?
Spring is in the air. So is young love.
What do you call it when two trees slated for firewood go on a date?
How'd the lumberjack earn so much overtime pay?
Crack open a few more cold ones, you are on a roll!
Answer: By logging so many hours!
Someone's bound to neg rep you for encouraging this kind of behavior.
Q: what did the tree say to the faller in response to a difficult life-or-death question?
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