HittinSteel
Addicted to ArboristSite
When not playing with chainsaws, I like to fish for steelhead trout
I've been following this site for quite awhile. Then I joined and found I had little to add to most of the discusssions despite cutting wood for forty years, owning eight chainsaws and being a college educated forester. You guys simply know more stuff than I do.
So, thanks for giving me a chance to post an easy reply.
My name is Vladimir and I was the secretary of the Traditinal Archers of New Jersey when things were starting to go to computers and more people were communicationg that way. I needed an email location and a username. I was into archery and pointy things (knife collecting and such) and Vlad the Impaler was commonly taken. So, I picked Impalervlad and it worked.
I know, long answer to a short question!:hmm3grin2orange:
Ole and Lars who worked together were both laid off, so off they were to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week unemployment pay.
Lars was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave him $600 a week.
When Ole finds out he is furious. He stormed back to find out why Lars, his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor." "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on. He pulls on it and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.'"
I have an interest in re-powering equipmnet with diesel engines also.
I guess the joke is on me. I googled "diesel fitter" it is listed in the urban dictionary as "a term to describe a homosexual".
Crap!! I wished I had done a little research. What can I say, it seemed like a good idea at the time. "DF"
DF?... DF could stand for lots of things... Man, I really didn't think this one through.
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