wigglesworth
Booned
Just imagine all the time spent fiddling with normal spoons, and it's easy to see the smart spoon will blow its competition away. No more rich food, no more lean food. Only the optimum food, all the time. Thanks to the viscosity sensor, one can control the mixture of cream and wheat to a perfect 2:1 ratio, without even thinking about it. Also with the pH sensor, and salinity sensors, the RPM (reasonable personal metabolism) is calculated and will not let the user OVER REV. (regurgitated explosive vegetables) Regular spooning will never be the same....
The Smart Spoon. Available at your local Stihl and Husqvarna dealers Spring 2013
Guys I'm in. My whole life I've been stuck using regular spoons. How I didn't starve to death, I'll never know.
Chainsaw....