It warmed up... I'm sweatin'

[ChoppyChoppy]

Hell she's a 9 if she comes with a plow truck, chainsaws, and knows how to make chicken stew and ployes.
I'm from Nordern Maine me der la der.

 

[Wannabe123]

Well my wife is a rare prize indeed, then, because she has no beard and her father didn't feel it was worth throwing in a plow truck or a chainsaw into the dowry. I still not sure if the lack of a beard adds or subtracts points, but the lack of a chainsaw sure does.

 

[UpOnTheHill]

This ain't my fault... you asked for it

I think she missed a spot shaving. Are all the women that good looking in your parts? Next top model material right there.

 

[Whitespider]

Are all the women that good looking in your parts?

We love our corn-fed Iowa girls

 

[Wannabe123]

Ok, now that's goin' too far.

 

[maine]

Before scumby's stops selling beer. Afterward, she's ticklin 7 territory.

you're from maine and arent aware of the state drink?

it'd be allens coffee brandy.

 

[Wannabe123]

you're from maine and arent aware of the state drink?

it'd be allens coffee brandy.

I introduced a fella from PA to an Allens sombrero once. He polished off a handle and two jugs of milk, ain't been the same since.
When I was in high school my buddy and I beer bonged a bottle of this stuff. Ugly things happened.
Oh, Al and I have been to the same party a few times, it is sure.

 

[pennsywoodburnr]

We love our corn-fed Iowa girls

That guy on the right looks like he's getting a little too into the moment

 

[philoshop]

One'fiddy be jumpin' in heah soon ya keep showin' dat.

 

[ChoppyChoppy]

you're from maine and arent aware of the state drink?

it'd be allens coffee brandy.

Bullllllshhhitttteeeee! It's Moxie!

 

[brenndatomu]

It's friggin 80° in here... and the doors are still open‼

You know, you wouldn't have this problem if you still had the stovace in there!

We love our corn-fed Iowa girls

You been shoppin 08f150s pics over in the WTF pics thread?!

 

[Wannabe123]

Bullllllshhhitttteeeee! It's Moxie!

Moxie+Wild Turkey= Delicious and amnesia