I thought I was your man, then you brought up that no drinking "AT work" thing, shoot!
Frankly, I wasn't to excited about the show up when you say, but I could do that, at least some of the time. I like a long lunch too, and I like to quit early most days. I could stay late, but I get so drunk, I'm not worth keeping around much past one or two in the afternoon.
The other thing is heat, I don't like heat. Is it hot up there in Florida?
Oh, bugs, I hate bugs. I'm not driving way up north just to get bit up by bugs.
The only other thing is, I can't wear a spike on my left foot, it irritates my leg around my ankle monitor. At least for the next few months, I have to wear it, like it would stop me from stealing from my boss again, I wouldn't have to, I'd be working for you, right?
Make sure you have good Workman's Comp insurance, because they said something about me being un-insurable because of multiple fraud, or some crap I don't understand. The rules are probably not so strict up there. Down here in Wisconsin they act like making false claims is a crime.
So call me, not too early, or too late, and not even close to the weekend (that's when the party really starts) and we'll talk.