litefoot
Addicted to ArboristSite
There is a disease spreading on this site called CAD (aka Chainsaw Addiction Disorder or Chainsaw Acquisition Disease). The source of this disease has now been determined.
There is a prominent member here, Andy, who goes by the name of Lakeside53. He has been missing for weeks from this site. Please do not look at his avatar. It is of a strange animal with a chainsaw nose carrying the flag of New Zealand. One look into the eyes of that creature accompanied by the alluring flashing sponsor avatars at the top of the page cause spontaneous chainsaw purchasing.
This is a diabolical plan that he and the site sponsors have been working on for some time. At the moment, since they can't sell Stihls over the internet, Andy, supported by others, is building a giant Shop of Dreams. If he builds it, we will come.
He is perfecting a satellite uplink that will transpond strains of dirigidoo, resembling an aboriginal voodoo, to all the world. They'll be drawn carefully and deliberately to the Pacific Northwest ot the United States.. to the Shop of Dreams. There, they will mindlessly drain their bank accounts and max out their credit cards in a mass purchase of Stihl saws
But you don't have to be a victim. Just don't look at that avatar.
There is a prominent member here, Andy, who goes by the name of Lakeside53. He has been missing for weeks from this site. Please do not look at his avatar. It is of a strange animal with a chainsaw nose carrying the flag of New Zealand. One look into the eyes of that creature accompanied by the alluring flashing sponsor avatars at the top of the page cause spontaneous chainsaw purchasing.
This is a diabolical plan that he and the site sponsors have been working on for some time. At the moment, since they can't sell Stihls over the internet, Andy, supported by others, is building a giant Shop of Dreams. If he builds it, we will come.
He is perfecting a satellite uplink that will transpond strains of dirigidoo, resembling an aboriginal voodoo, to all the world. They'll be drawn carefully and deliberately to the Pacific Northwest ot the United States.. to the Shop of Dreams. There, they will mindlessly drain their bank accounts and max out their credit cards in a mass purchase of Stihl saws
But you don't have to be a victim. Just don't look at that avatar.
opcorn: ......Bob
) The Didge and Aborigines are Aussie........there's this thing called the Tasman Sea between the mainland and the Shaky Isles. 
