I have 4 Stihl saws, and a Kombi that have the flippys....another older saw has the screw in cap. . I have had my fair share of oil baths.
When I get called "Stupid", "Idiot" and a "Moron", and a few other insulting names, I figure it is because of one of two things. The first is that someone has conferred with my wife, in which case I just say "yes dear" and smile.
However the second cause of these slurs thrown at me has to be from the "I love the Flippy Caps" side of the room. Now, these are the guys over there - can you see um? - they are all smiling, laughing,jumping up and down and pointing fingers, and yipping and yapping.
They seem to be scurrying around, some laying on their stomachs, some scratching and picking in various places on their bodies... all... seeming trying to read, or at least look at pictures. Must be using dictionaries? Not. Perhaps Rogets International Thesauas. I think not. However if one looks closely, it can be observered that there are some Archie comics, Boys Life, a book by "Dear Abby on "Good Behavior for Perfect Boys" and such. I'm quite sure that one can even see a copy of "Biggins!".
Hmm...what could this activity mean?.......hmmmmm......
I know!
I know!
They're trying to research more dastardly words to throw across the room. And because ...they are the essence of perfection in all things "Flippy Caps", they see themselves as being far superior to the people with oil dripping down their legs.
They are just that positive that they have
never had, and absolutely/positively
never will, experience even one small speck of of anything "
anti - Flippy Cap".
And now...the unanswered question...
opcorn: What will happen if one day, (maybe tomorrow? The day after?), the "Flippy Cap" gods deem to expose to one of them, how it actually feels to be such a blasted moron! Oh the horror!
I'm sure we will certainly hear all about it.
