Splitting wood - YOOPER STYLE

[SwampCat]

Hello,is this the Sheriffs office? Yes. What can I do for you? Im calling to report bout my neighbor Virgil Smith... Hes hidin marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but hes hidin it there. Thank you very much for the call,sir. The next day, the Sheriffs Deputies descend on Virgils house. They search the woodshed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgils house. Hey, Virgil! This heres Floyd... Did the Sheriff come ? Yeah ! Did they chop your firewood ? Yup ! Happy Birthday, buddy !

 

[MacLaren]

hehhee......very good!

 

[TermiteBuffet]

Hey whats their number, i think theys some in mine.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[KiwiBro]

Who says there's no money in firewood these days. It just takes some creative use of available resources, is all.

 

[ropensaddle]

All the sudden all I can think of is how many donuts per cord it took

 

[TMFARM 2009]

this would not work here.... they would have confiscated the wood to burn on their own... hoping all the time of a buzz...
now that's our sheriffs for ya...:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange: