What would you do?

[pdqdl]

I only like the fake homeowner and tree removal idea IF

A:
1. The tree has to be dead, dangerous, and really difficult to remove.
2. The real homeowner needs to be some poor SOB that really needs the job done.

OR B:

It needs to be a really grand tree that belongs to your ex-wife's divorce lawyer (or some other lawyer that done you wrong). Call him (anonymously) when the tree is about 3/4ths cut down.

 

[treeclimber101]

I only like the fake homeowner and tree removal idea IF

A:
1. The tree has to be dead, dangerous, and really difficult to remove.
2. The real homeowner needs to be some poor SOB that really needs the job done.

OR B:

It needs to be a really grand tree that belongs to your ex-wife's divorce lawyer (or some other lawyer that done you wrong). Call him (anonymously) when the tree is about 3/4ths cut down.

I speak from experience that cutting the wrong tree is the most embarassing thing that i have ever done

 

[treeclimber101]

yeah it would be better to just knock in his teeth but funnier to watch him cut a tree and try to explain to the cops that he was told to do by someone he never meet before and does not live there.

i guess your right that is funny