My reflections of A.S.

[Mastermind]

Pics or did not happen

They are in my head. I can even see them in color.......with sound.

The fight started in a bar (of course). It was a simple little scuffle......after that was over, the guy that did the cutting walks over after and offers his hand and an apology. When the feller put his hand out, this guy grabs it and cuts his arm from his bicep all the way to his wrist, then sticks him in the gut at least twice. That's when the chase started.

I really wish I had been somewhere else....but I was standing 5 feet away.

 

[big t double]

Never underestimate the effects of adrenaline....

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that....or methamphetamines

 

[HuskStihl]

Just hypothetically............let's say there were two guys who made money enlarging existing holes in chainsaws. Let's say both of them contributed vast amounts of knowledge and time to an interweb chainsaw forum (as if such a thing would even exist). We'll call them Bad Smelling and Brandy Cottle. If Bad Smelling fairly frequently complained about being mistreated by a 9 fingered, piss-soaked mental Pygmy (who somehow has a beautiful family) and his band of ursine riff-raff, causing Brandy Cottle to immediately defend said hooligans by reminding Bad Smelling of every personal and saw related failure he has ever had......Or if Brandy Cottle often made references to Bad's allegedly discredited method of saw performance enhancement, causing Bad to get defensive and whiny.......it would get old in a hurry. Especially if they were both successful and mature enough to know better.

These characters are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental

 

[Gypo Logger]

As a peace officer did you ever have to subdue someone wielding a chainsaw?

It looks like our resident peace officer left the thread for the donut shop. Lol
Anyway, a cop I sold wood to told me that if someone comes at you with a saw, just throw a jacket or blanket at the bar.
That's the Canadian way. What's the American way?
John

 

[cgraham1]

It looks like our resident peace officer left the thread for the donut shop. Lol
Anyway, a cop I sold wood to told me that if someone comes at you with a saw, just throw a jacket or blanket at the bar.
That's the Canadian way. What's the American way?
John

Obviously the correct answer is shoot him 5-6 times.

 

[Mastermind]

Just hypothetically............let's say there were two guys who made money enlarging existing holes in chainsaws. Let's say both of them contributed vast amounts of knowledge and time to an interweb chainsaw forum (as if such a thing would even exist). We'll call them Bad Smelling and Brandy Cottle. If Bad Smelling fairly frequently complained about being mistreated by a 9 fingered, piss-soaked mental Pygmy (who somehow has a beautiful family) and his band of ursine riff-raff, causing Brandy Cottle to immediately defend said hooligans by reminding Bad Smelling of every personal and saw related failure he has ever had......Or if Brandy Cottle often made references to Bad's allegedly discredited method of saw performance enhancement, causing Bad to get defensive and whiny.......it would get old in a hurry. Especially if they were both successful and mature enough to know better.

These characters are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental

 

[Wayne68]

Naw.....anyone can hit anyone with a stick. That's the beauty of the PR-24. It's soooo much more than just an impact instrument. There are also blocking moves, holding moves and restraint moves.

If memory serves, there's in excess of 30 different striking moves, not counting all of the above moves I mentioned. It's a very comprehensive course to get certified on one.

Sounds like an impressive arsenal of skills, but I think it would be a mistake to challenge Napoleon Dynamites nunchuck abilities. lol

 

[Rockjock]

Obviously the correct answer is shoot him 5-6 times.

ONLY 5-6 times?

 

[SAWMIKAZE]

Screw the stick, lead is more effective.

I know , i got beat by 5 guys when i was 19 one had a lead pipe ..it hurt..i got knifed by some when i was 24 and then one of his friends smacked me with his gun a few times , i have a nice collection of scars and missing chops..im ugly.

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[Turbo BBQ]

Anyway, a cop I sold wood to told me that if someone comes at you with a saw, just throw a jacket or blanket at the bar.
That's the Canadian way. What's the American way?

Call the EPA.

 

[KenJax Tree]

I know , i got beat by 5 guys when i was 19 one had a lead pipe ..it hurt..i got knifed by some when i was 24 and then one of his friends smacked me with his gun a few times , i have a nice collection of scars and missing chops..im ugly.

I got jumped by a one time and his buddy was gonna jump in and i told him if he jumped in i was gonna gouge out his eyes and skull f**k him after i gut his friend......he never jumped in

He was big too i just had to make him think I was crazy

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[Mastermind]

I know , i got beat by 5 guys when i was 19 one had a lead pipe ..it hurt..i got knifed by some when i was 24 and then one of his friends smacked me with his gun a few times , i have a nice collection of scars and missing chops..im ugly.

Pics?

 

[1Alpha1]

As a peace officer did you ever have to subdue someone wielding a chainsaw?

Not once. Not even twice.

But.....I do seem to recall a horror movie that had a cop in it that was pursuing a maniac with a chainsaw. The name of the movie escapes me though.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Obviously the correct answer is shoot him 5-6 times.

I can't speak for 2123, but if asked in court why he shot the suspect 5-6 times, I'm sure his response would be, "Because I ran out of bullets!"

 

[1Alpha1]

I can't speak for 2123, but if asked in court why he shot the suspect 5-6 times, I'm sure his response would be, "Because I ran out of bullets!"

If you ever find the need to shoot someone, shoot um good.

That's all I'm gonna say on the matter.

 

[Eccentric]

The biggest problem with this forum is the influence bred and brought over here buy a handful of guys from another forum. Of course, not everyone there is a problem, but that's where it's bred and fostered. Put that in context with Gologit had to say, and it's just a recipe for petty, juvenile behavior.

Wow.....

What a fantastic distortion of the facts. For somebody who complains about T1 twisting things, you're pretty good at it yourself. Most of the folks that you have a problem with (and that you say come 'from over there') were here long before 'that place' existed. The troubles you have with them have always been 'bred and fostered' here....................except during the periods when you and Andre have gone 'over there' to post.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism

It's pretty obvious that you are above reproach and have never done anything to deserve any of lumps that you've been served.

Don't you know.............................Brad's gonna be canonized.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canonization

Yep. I'm too dumb to hit someone with a stick. Your arrogance really gets old at times.

If ya come down here someday I'll let you play with my baton. I promise I won't be arrogant about it.

They are in my head. I can even see them in color.......with sound.

The fight started in a bar (of course). It was a simple little scuffle......after that was over, the guy that did the cutting walks over after and offers his hand and an apology. When the feller put his hand out, this guy grabs it and cuts his arm from his bicep all the way to his wrist, then sticks him in the gut at least twice. That's when the chase started.

I really wish I had been somewhere else....but I was standing 5 feet away.

That's just about the most cowardly thing I've ever read. He needs to spend some quality time in a tank with a buncha lifers who have been informed that he's a serial child molester (hell, a guy like that probably is).

It looks like our resident peace officer left the thread for the donut shop. Lol
Anyway, a cop I sold wood to told me that if someone comes at you with a saw, just throw a jacket or blanket at the bar.
That's the Canadian way. What's the American way?
John

Shoot the bastard until he stops coming atcha wit the saw. Shoot to stop the threat.

 

[SAWMIKAZE]

Pics?

Im only missin 2 chompers now..the others got fixed , im still not as ugly as that tattoo on your forearm

 

[BeatCJ]

Life is GOOD here, been catching some NICE Steelhead!

I hear they are calling for a real nice run of spring chinook and smelt, too!

 

[old-cat]

I hear they are calling for a real nice run of spring chinook and smelt, too!

We must be neighbors?

 

[BeatCJ]

I'm on the south side of St. Helens, about 20 miles east of the Oak Tree restaurant.