THALL10326
The Champ
Offer them 999.99 and they will take it. The clock is ticking and someone is missing, oh they are over there eyeing your 660, you better hurry!!!
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Offer them 999.99 and they will take it. The clock is ticking and someone is missing, oh they are over there eyeing your 660, you better hurry!!!
martinjs
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my wife's poem
THE OTHER WOMAN
Me and my ole man been together for twenty years
When I suddenly learned that he had another ole lady.
She was such a beaut that she brought me to tears,
Specially hearing that he was bouncin round with someone so shady.
He tole me that he met her just by chance
Cuz she was sittin all by herself and lookin right lonely.
But when he first heard her sing,
He knew he was headin for a brand new romance.
He tried to conceal his cheatin heart,
But I knew he was full of baloney.
He said she could cut up like nobody else
And that cutting up made him feel like a young man agin.
I tole him if he didn’t give her up,
He would be livin by his self.
Shakin his head no, that sorry dog picked up his pint of gin
And swallowed the whole damn bottle
As I counted to ten.
I always thought that if my ole man ever ran out on me,
I’d beat him till he turned black and blue,
So it sure came as a total surprise to see
That the other woman never gave me no clue
That she was an it with a huge handle and long bar
And that this it was a damn chain saw
That made my ole man see so many stars.
So the moral of this sad story is, I’m afraid to say,
If you can’t beat ‘em, don’t join ‘em,
Cuz you might turn into the wife of a chain saw addict, too
And have to play second fiddle to something that’s
Always goin to trump you.
Original poem written by Mary L. Martin on Jan. 5, 2008
THE OTHER WOMAN
Me and my ole man been together for twenty years
When I suddenly learned that he had another ole lady.
She was such a beaut that she brought me to tears,
Specially hearing that he was bouncin round with someone so shady.
He tole me that he met her just by chance
Cuz she was sittin all by herself and lookin right lonely.
But when he first heard her sing,
He knew he was headin for a brand new romance.
He tried to conceal his cheatin heart,
But I knew he was full of baloney.
He said she could cut up like nobody else
And that cutting up made him feel like a young man agin.
I tole him if he didn’t give her up,
He would be livin by his self.
Shakin his head no, that sorry dog picked up his pint of gin
And swallowed the whole damn bottle
As I counted to ten.
I always thought that if my ole man ever ran out on me,
I’d beat him till he turned black and blue,
So it sure came as a total surprise to see
That the other woman never gave me no clue
That she was an it with a huge handle and long bar
And that this it was a damn chain saw
That made my ole man see so many stars.
So the moral of this sad story is, I’m afraid to say,
If you can’t beat ‘em, don’t join ‘em,
Cuz you might turn into the wife of a chain saw addict, too
And have to play second fiddle to something that’s
Always goin to trump you.
Original poem written by Mary L. Martin on Jan. 5, 2008
Tzed250
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It might look just like this,
Dapper Dan
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"Offer them 999.99 and they will take it."
They already got it marked down to $950.00 if I recall.
They already got it marked down to $950.00 if I recall.
THALL10326
The Champ
It might look just like this,
My my my my, one thing is for certain, thats the best looking saw on the market, my that thing is a thing of pure beauty. I wish I had one like that, man, I'd give 1069.95 for that saw in a heartbeat...
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THALL10326
The Champ
You still here,LOL. You best get overthere and get that saw before someone beats ya to it. The next one they may not reduce at all..
Dapper Dan
ArboristSite Operative
You Guys are.....Killin me......:bang:
Ok, OK, I'm leavin now!
Just prayin that she already got a good home!
Ok, OK, I'm leavin now!
Just prayin that she already got a good home!
This is what the box will look like........
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A couple Husky 3120's moving in to get a look at the 660.......
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wdchuck
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I'll stop by your place to let you try it out, on my way home with the pink slip of course. :greenchainsaw:
THALL10326
The Champ
A couple Husky 3120's moving in to get a look at the 660.......
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2 Queens and one Ace, pretty good hand.......
Tzed250
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or like this...
or like this...
Looks like the big dog's coming to town
THALL10326
The Champ
or like this...
LOL, Dapper can't take much more, tant no way, he's gotta get that saw now!!
Tzed250
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Knotdodger
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Just think, someone else might be thinking that saw is too lonely too...........
OK, I'll try, if it's not to late. They're not much fun. No to useful. You won't piss the wife off at all by acquiring one.
But this is mine... "My preciousss..."
But this is mine... "My preciousss..."
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OK, I'll try, if it's not to late. They're not much fun. No to useful. Won't piss the wife off at all by aquiring one.
Put a space between your pictures THALL in the quote......
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