See here?? I just found it in the bible!!
(with my apologies to Python fans everywhere...)
A reading from the book of Sawlms:
And the Lord said, "Goeth and vanquish thine forest enemies with thine righteous saws, which being in my sight, haveth their handlebars straight unto thy felling direction. And for the heathen, woe betideth they who goeth into the dealerships in Virginny, where thou shalt be set upon by BeElvisZebub, who admittedly I went nuts on with the whole 'jawbone of an ass' bit, but still...a fool and his money soon parteth." In thy mercy.
And by the way...4 out of 5 clergymen choose Jonsered. (The fifth was a Unitarian...)
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