AS idioms in haiku

[Philbert]

Mix oil ratio
A subject of much concern
Better that straight gas

Philbert

 

[Chris-PA]

This is addictive
Chainsaw haiku is insane
I have to stop now

 

[Philbert]

Won't wear PPE
Rely on what's between ears
(sent posthumously)

Philbert

 

[jmssaws]

I cut one down once. Fell on my truck but my stump was clean!

 

[old guy]

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[the GOAT]

Ported saws are loud
Forty percent more awesome
Or so I've heard here

 

[Mandres]

cheap big box chainsaws
shred flesh just as easily
remind your neighbors

 

[Ray Bell]

Youse guys are good. Funny thread!

 

[Four Paws]

Best thread on AS since the west Kentucky 385/390 build-off!

 

[jmssaws]

Synthetic super magilicuty oil at 32.1 or the whole thing will blow!

 

[Hinerman]

This thread is rockin'
Best thread on Arboristsite
Keep 'em comin' boys

 

[jmssaws]

Gonna muff mod my oh two six! Got any pics?

 

[Chris-PA]

They say use the Ultra
But it smells like burnt plastic
Ignore the brand name

 

[Trx250r180]

Do u even 5-7-5 bro?

Sorry sir it has been gradskool since i heard of hay-koo

Fixed muh post

 

[Mandres]

Breathlessly posted
Eager to show off new toys
Worthless without pics...

Sent from my HUAWEI Y536A1 using Tapatalk

 

[KenJax Tree]

Twenty two six oh
Only black and red here
No flippy caps

 

[jmssaws]

What's a flippy cap?

 

[Chris-PA]

Saws are loud and stink
Cut dead fall into fire wood
Keep us nice and warm

 

[KenJax Tree]

Ported you say?
Polished they are
Sit on a shelf they do
[emoji23]

 

[jmssaws]

I've got 3275 saws. Does this mean I have cad?