Avalancher vs. Woodbooga

[avalancher]

Stihl, what happened to you on the joke forum?That was a daily ritual for me,reading your jokes at lunch time.Havent even bothered since you quite posting over there.
Man, you cut loose with some good ones!

 

[avalancher]

You two guys are allright, you can take a joke with each other and i respect you for that, A lot of people get mad if you even say anything about them. You got to be able to take a little ribbing every now and then. My hats off to you gentleman. Also you guys are making me bust a gut at all the antics. Keep it up.

Dont encourage him, I am trying to get him to settle down, but you keep ribbing him and I am going to have to drag out my dictionary and try and decipher what the heck he is saying next.

 

[stihl sawing]

Stihl, what happened to you on the joke forum?That was a daily ritual for me,reading your jokes at lunch time.Havent even bothered since you quite posting over there.
Man, you cut loose with some good ones!

I got in trouble for posting a couple of bad ones. but if you go look i have several on there now. I gotta watch what i post really close.

 

[stihl sawing]

Dont encourage him, I am trying to get him to settle down, but you keep ribbing him and I am going to have to drag out my dictionary and try and decipher what the heck he is saying next.

LOL, KNow what ya mean, Hve had to look up a few things myself.

 

[stihl sawing]

You see woodbooga is lurking down at the bottom just waiting to pounce.lol

 

[woodbooga]

speaking of stinking up the place woodbooga, next time close the door, eh?

Speak for yourself, there. Though I'm impressed at your adeptness at multitasking. Takin' care of business, talking on the phone (checking your stock quotes?), and nursing a beer. I feel like I've accomplished a great feat if I succeed in walking and chewing gum at the same time. I concede defeat.

EDIT: nice mullett

 

[stihl sawing]

Speak for yourself, there. Though I'm impressed at your adeptness at multitasking. Takin' care of business, talking on the phone (checking your stock quotes?), and nursing a beer. I feel like I've accomplished a great feat if I succeed in walking and chewing gum at the same time. I concede defeat.

EDIT: nice mullett

I know that ain't happening.lol

 

[avalancher]

Speak for yourself, there. Though I'm impressed at your adeptness at multitasking. Takin' care of business, talking on the phone (checking your stock quotes?), and nursing a beer. I feel like I've accomplished a great feat if I succeed in walking and chewing gum at the same time. I concede defeat.

EDIT: nice mullett

Stock quote?Nope,just getting rid of some stock from last nights dinner.Your mom invited me over for a bite to eat, and then of course wanted her usual "thanks for dinner" routine.
Sure wish she wouldnt call when I am on the can though, a guy can take only so much.
While eating,she expressed her concern about your woodcutting techniques.She said that since you dropped that tree on your truck, you havent had much luck in getting the wood home.The pic she gave me explained it all.

 

[woodbooga]

Stock quote?Nope,just getting rid of some stock from last nights dinner.Your mom invited me over for a bite to eat, and then of course wanted her usual "thanks for dinner" routine.
Sure wish she wouldnt call when I am on the can though, a guy can take only so much.

You'd be a better choice than the joker she's seeing now. But that ain't saying much.

You momma approached me in regards to a reciprocal arrangement, but I duly declined.

Maaaan. Yo' mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Got a quick peekie at her undies, tho'. Yo' mamma so big her BVD's spell boulevard.

 

[avalancher]

You'd be a better choice than the joker she's seeing now. But that ain't saying much.

You momma approached me in regards to a reciprocal arrangement, but I duly declined.

Maaaan. Yo' mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Got a quick peekie at her undies, tho'. Yo' mamma so big her BVD's spell boulevard.

Come on now, didnt she remind you of your long lost highschool sweetheart?
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[woodbooga]

Come on now, didnt she remind you of your long lost highschool sweetheart?
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LOL! Does your wife know you're visiting those chubby-chaser fetish web sites?

You're a good guy and won't hold that against ya. I'll just file your preferences under 'different strokes for different folks.' Be as literal minded as you want to be.

 

[mtfallsmikey]

 

[avalancher]

LOL! Does your wife know you're visiting those chubby-chaser fetish web sites?

You're a good guy and won't hold that against ya. I'll just file your preferences under 'different strokes for different folks.' Be as literal minded as you want to be.

Come on now,you trying to tell me that rose tattoo doesnt turn your crank?

 

[woodbooga]

Come on now,you trying to tell me that rose tattoo doesnt turn your crank?

Tatoos are a turn off. So are piercings located anywhere other than a woman's ear. Some women even take that too far.

 

[mtfallsmikey]

LOL! Does your wife know you're visiting those chubby-chaser fetish web sites?

You're a good guy and won't hold that against ya. I'll just file your preferences under 'different strokes for different folks.' Be as literal minded as you want to be.

Lotsa jonk on the tronk!!

:love1:

 

[woodbooga]

Lotsa jonk on the tronk!!

:love1:

Yeah. avalancher's gonna get an infraction from a mod for posting a hottie! LOL! With that much cushion, that gal probably went on to be an upholstress.

 

[avalancher]

Tatoos are a turn off. So are piercings located anywhere other than a woman's ear. Some women even take that too far.

I hear you on that one.My wife has a small tattoo on her ankle, she got it when she was a rebellious teenager, and has regretted it ever since.I think its alright, its small and hardly noticeable.Some women get really carried away nowdays with stuff on their backs, I cant help but wonder how they are going to feel about it when they get old and things start to sag.LOL

 

[JONSEREDFAN6069]

Come on now, didnt she remind you of your long lost highschool sweetheart?
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that's a whole lotta weight to put on one plastic heel, musta snapped the pic just before the shoe exploded. that's just YUCKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

 

[woodbooga]

Steel cage death match !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah. More like padded cell pillow fight. ouch! you hit me with the zipper. Play nice!

that's a whole lotta weight to put on one plastic heel, musta snapped the pic just before the shoe exploded. that's just YUCKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

They're doing some wonderful things these days with polymers.

 

[sdt7618]

They're doing some wonderful things these days with polymers.

Who makes them and what mix do they run on? :monkey: