Guinness or Alaskan amber, chedder and sour cream RRRuffles, a bismark and 14 chili and cheese corn dogs.
and some tums...
Seems like I've read the same witty comeback for rude welcomes before, from a guy accused of the same stuff?
And for the average reader everyone on here and especially in the FO forum has been very welcoming, unless they smell a turd, and then the turd never shows any kind of back up for his advice and keeps on giving crap advice after being questioned... then the calks come out...
The way I see it, either show some proof of who you really are, like a stump shot or pics of timber falling, equipment, maybe your hard hat and boots? Tell us what your job title really is... cause you have already made a couple of stinky's... even if your not who everyone believes you are.