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[coconutman]

I am thinking that maybe this job is going to be a hassle, full of "whileuratits"
Wash my saw?I think not!Loan you my saw?I think not!

lol I seem to always get the "while your up there" for 50 bucks and one limb, how about those other 5..... you made me laugh

 

[Grace Tree]

I'm going to sub this guy out $95 & up

This guy must be a winner. $95 and up and nothing over 30" diameter. I think I'll sub my small stuff out to him 'cause if you start at 95 bucks how high can the "up" be?
Phil

TREE SERVICE/ REMOVAL. Free Estimates. Call us Now!!! - $95 (Willoughby, Lake County)
Date: 2012-10-16, 1:51PM EDT
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If you need a tree removed or trimmed call us. Free Written estimates within 48 hours. No trees greater than 30 inches across at the base of the trunk. We remove trees for $95 and up. Located in Willoughby off Lost Nation Rd. Call 440-571-2400 Texting is best. Thank You, Chris


Keywords: Lake County, Geauga, Ashtabula, Mentor, Eastlake, Kirtland, Willoughby Hills, Chesterland, Madison, Perry, Chardon, Waite Hill, Mentor on the Lake, Fairport, Headlands, Willowick, Wickliffe, Lyndhurst, Storm damage, fallen tree removal, land clearing. TRADE for tools, drill press, table saw, lincoln arc welder, chainsaw, air wrench or tools, anvil, so on. Will trade for Kayak, smaller boat, old truck running or not, other things also.

 

[stihl362]

Firewood - Large Tree - can also be used for crafts/hobbies

 

[SpiralAcacia]

Firewood - Large Tree - can also be used for crafts/hobbies

"With chainsaw, probably about 20-30 min. work ... hand saw will take longer"

(-:

Yep it will

SA

 

[Garmins dad]

Firewood For Sale - Edmonton Buy & Sell Goods - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

so 4x4x8 = cord.... how does he get to that measurement when he cuts 15 inch lengths??? :msp_sneaky:

 

[upsnake]

Maybe Beerman would want a chance for this jem.

Fire wood-seasoned ash

Fire wood-seasoned ash (between 6325 & 6253 Serr Rd Corunna)

Date: 2012-10-21, 10:30PM EDT
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It's sitting next to road and is free for the taking. You will need a trailer and a way to load it. I will delete this ad when I notice its gone.

View attachment 259388

 

[dh1984]

here's something to laugh at all night

Stihl 041 041AV Chainsaw w 20" Bar Chain 1110 Family 036 038 044 046 045 056 | eBay

 

[Philbert]

here's something to laugh at all night

Stihl 041 041AV Chainsaw w 20" Bar Chain 1110 Family 036 038 044 046 045 056 | eBay

Personally, I always like when they post 12 photographs and 10 of they are essentially from the same angle, showing you the same thing, just slightly larger or smaller. So they think that the saw is worth more if they post more photos?

(The reason a photographer shoots so many similar images, in case the seller is reading this, is to let them choose the best one, not to show how many times they tried).

Philbert

 

[SquirrelMan]

Come and get it! its already down on the ground.. kinda
Down large hardwood tree great firewood

Some fool wont know how to buck that and will hurt himself for sure.

 

[SpiralAcacia]

Come and get it! its already down on the ground.. kinda
Down large hardwood tree great firewood

Some fool wont know how to buck that and will hurt himself for sure.

At least it's not over wires and roofs, and he doesn't ask for $$$ for his "valuable oak, great for rustic art" or sumfin' (-:

SA

 

[zogger]

Come and get it! its already down on the ground.. kinda
Down large hardwood tree great firewood

Some fool wont know how to buck that and will hurt himself for sure.

And the thing is, trees like that are the easiest, you have all the smaller branches/logs to build up under the main log and drop it down slow, then it is supported for the big bucking cuts. The rootball may or may not be a problem, can't see that in the pic.

 

[R2D]

chain saw for sale or trade

 

[ReggieT]

Hmm...wonder did he notice any funny odor?

Probably:wink2:...pretty blessed to not have knowledge of that...some "Ignorance is really Bliss"

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That is by far the funniest ad in this entire thread!

 

[R2D]

Free 40 ft tall Live Evergreen Tree ...perfect for your Christmas decorating ...a nice big tree for under your star ...lots of boughs for wreaths.
You cut and take away. Only requirement is that you also remove the stump and leave a clean site behind.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/grd/3373883287.html

 

[marcomjl]

Free 40 ft tall Live Evergreen Tree ...perfect for your Christmas decorating ...a nice big tree for under your star ...lots of boughs for wreaths.
You cut and take away. Only requirement is that you also remove the stump and leave a clean site behind.

40' Evergreen Tree/Boughs - Free

They may tip you to wipe their arse too! :msp_thumbup:

 

[R2D]

Free 40 ft tall Live Evergreen Tree ...perfect for your Christmas decorating ...a nice big tree for under your star ...lots of boughs for wreaths.
You cut and take away. Only requirement is that you also remove the stump and leave a clean site behind.

40' Evergreen Tree/Boughs - Free

They may tip you to wipe their arse too! :msp_thumbup:

They did say to "leave a clean site behind". :hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

 

[SquirrelMan]

Free 40 ft tall Live Evergreen Tree ...perfect for your Christmas decorating ...a nice big tree for under your star ...lots of boughs for wreaths.
You cut and take away. Only requirement is that you also remove the stump and leave a clean site behind.

40' Evergreen Tree/Boughs - Free

Thats probably the best deal i have heard yet on craigslist. Im surprised he didnt want some cash on top of it all

 

[kevin j]

big christmas trees are expensive for malls and churches etc. but they are also groomed and pruned, not 'free range' trees.
still might be a deal for someone with a crane or boom truck.

 

[marcomjl]

big christmas trees are expensive for malls and churches etc. but they are also groomed and pruned, not 'free range' trees.
still might be a deal for someone with a crane or boom truck.

Please don't put effort into thinking there is anything useful from a post like that other than some entertainment.

 

[capetree]

free wood

Free Oak Wood - You do the work!

Free Oak Wood - You do the work! (Forestdale)

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The Storm took down an oak tree in our backyard. It's snapped clear in half....

As oak wood is GREAT for a fireplace and pricey - Willing to give away 100% of the wood free for removal (you can leave the stump).
Prefer someone who does this for a living and is insured for tree removal.. but will consider anyone, I guess.

E-mail me. See the picture, the tree is next to a pop-up garage so you can get an idea of the sizing.

OR - If someone can take it down cheap and is insured - we will entertain offers. Our insurance won't cover the removal as it didn't hit the home...












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