Of course they will want someone else to do the work considering they couldn't be bothered to walk outside to snap a picture...
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Of course they will want someone else to do the work considering they couldn't be bothered to walk outside to snap a picture...
Here is how i respond to those adds.
I’ll do it! I’m not licensed and I drink all day while I’m cutting.
I’ll drag the limbs through your living room on my way to the curb. Don’t worry I’ll be very carful.
Most of my workers are ex cons that were caught robbing houses while people were not home. But they assure me that they won’t steal anything while there in your house.
Don’t worry about moving your car, I can drop this tree rite next to it with no problem.
Can I use your bathroom? I need to drop a duce before I start working.
When can I come get the free wood?
I’ll do it! I’m not licensed and I drink all day while I’m cutting.
I’ll drag the limbs through your living room on my way to the curb. Don’t worry I’ll be very carful.
Most of my workers are ex cons that were caught robbing houses while people were not home. But they assure me that they won’t steal anything while there in your house.
Don’t worry about moving your car, I can drop this tree rite next to it with no problem.
Can I use your bathroom? I need to drop a duce before I start working.
When can I come get the free wood?
SquirrelMan
ArboristSite Operative
better yet, tell them "your felon groundmen cant be within 100ft of a minor either do you have somewhere you can put your kids while we cut ur wood?"
Seriously, some ppl who agree the lawn guy should get paid but not the guy cutting a tree? wtf. I stopped by a house with limbs touching the roof today and offered to do a trim while I was working for his neighbor and he said his lawn guy has got it.. I'll be watching the news monday
Jonesy11
ArboristSite Operative
stihl of a deal
I have a Stihl chainsaw O76AV Super electronic quickstop with a 36" bar for sale. Complete rebuild along with new engine rebuild, new chain, new bar. Runs great. Asking $1,000.
Stihl chainsaw 076AV
I have a Stihl chainsaw O76AV Super electronic quickstop with a 36" bar for sale. Complete rebuild along with new engine rebuild, new chain, new bar. Runs great. Asking $1,000.
Stihl chainsaw 076AV
terryknight
ArboristSite Operative
I'd hit it.
Steve NW WI
Unwanted Riff Raff.
Pics can be deceiving, but it looks to be a biggun, could be 7 cords/20+ f... fa... umm 1/3 cords (just can't say the f word round here
)SquirrelMan
ArboristSite Operative
got his $3000 clean up bill and said "no thanks, I'll just give it away on CL..." LMAO I doubt most guys can even haul a single branch off that thing
rullywowr
ArboristSite Operative
terryknight
ArboristSite Operative
Pics can be deceiving, but it looks to be a biggun, could be 7 cords/20+ f... fa... umm 1/3 cords (just can't say the f word round here
i understand that, but man the huge oak (55ish" diameter ) i have to cut up will prolly only be 10-12 cords. never thought about the f... cord part
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SquirrelMan
ArboristSite Operative
darkbyrd
Forest Hugger
Surprised he didn't call it seasoned!
Jonesy11
ArboristSite Operative
aaronmach1
ArboristSite Operative
gonna need the splitter! :hmm3grin2orange:
rullywowr
ArboristSite Operative
Or a lot of gas and a match! :hmm3grin2orange:
HeRoze
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Jonesy11
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taskswap
ArboristSite Operative
Them walnuts is val-eeble, you know. You're planning on paying him fair price, right?
