We have a notorious orchard on my town line.
Back in High School one of my classmates had a Karmann Ghia.
In one week, driving his girlfriend home to my town after school, he hit a deer..three times. Last one was took the car out of commission for a while.
Go forward another 15 years or so, one of my friends comes home, wife is sitting on the couch with an ice pack to her head.
"What's wrong?"
"I got hit by a deer."
"Oh my God, how bad is the car?" (Note: It does not buy you brownie points when you express concern about car before wife...)
"Car's fine. I got hit by a deer. Deer's head came through the open window and hit my head."
"What happened to the deer?"
"It died."
"You're kidding me?"
"Go look across from the orchard."
He did. Came home with the venison. :hmm3grin2orange: