FATGUY in a diaper!!

[blsnelling]

Bu bu bu but, I think I am soaking up too much Mineral Spirits through my hands, and carb cleaner through my eyes! Oh what shall I do?
















And don't give me, "Wear gloves and eye protection", lol.

 

[joatmon]

Maybe my bad, but this had happened once in the past and Brad said he wasn't sure what was up either. Let's leave it at that and move on with life.

Here, have a virtual cold one, whooooooooooooossssssssssssshhhhh, down the info super highway right at 'ya...

TT,

Sounds good to me.

Let's go cut wood,

ole joat

 

[joatmon]

Bu bu bu but, I think I am soaking up too much Mineral Spirits through my hands, and carb cleaner through my eyes! Oh what shall I do?
















And don't give me, "Wear gloves and eye protection", lol.

Brad,

I'll see if Tommie has a "secret tool or method".

ole joat

 

[woodbooga]

Wow. 80+ posts in a thread about a pic of Fatguy in a diapey - and not a single crack about expanded bandwidth. You guys are losing your edge!

 

[joatmon]

...snip.... I've picked at Brad, at Tommie, at Rope, at TwoKay, at Roland. etc. and I believe we're all still friends. Heck, you've done nothing but pick at me and I'll still consider you a friend. ...snip...

ole joat

I hate to quote myself, but I have a major revision in order to set the record straight. I've picked on Niko, FredMC and SpaceMule as much as anyone and they're still my friends.

ole joat

PS: I've also picked on woodbooga, but the jury is still out.

PSS: I've picked on TraditionalTool too and he's my friend.

PSSS: Jury's in. woodbooga is my bud too.

 

[TraditionalTool]

I hate to quote myself, but I have a major revision in order to set the record straight. I've picked on Niko, FredMC and SpaceMule as much as anyone and they're still my friends.

ole joat

PS: I've also picked on woodbooga, but the jury is still out.

joat,

Now I'm feeling left out, you haven't picked on me...I guess I'm not your friend... WTF, I gave you a virtual cold one...:monkey:

 

[woodbooga]

PS: I've also picked on woodbooga, but the jury is still out.

You picked a woodbooga.

Fictional (but plausible) conversation...

ole joat: Where's my scrench?

woodbooga: It's under there.

ole joat: Under where?

woodbooga: Ha-ha, I made you say underwear. :greenchainsaw:

 

[joatmon]

You picked a woodbooga.

Fictional (but plausible) conversation...

ole joat: Where's my scrench?

woodbooga: It's under there.

ole joat: Under where?

woodbooga: Ha-ha, I made you say underwear. :greenchainsaw:

FatGut in a diaper?
Get me outta there,

Underwear, outerwear,
Wierdest thread I swear,

woodbooga is funny,
Do you think I care?

Underwear, outerwear,
Wierdest thread I swear,

TT jumps on my case,
How do you dare?

Underwear, outerwear,
Wierdest thread I swear.

 

[woodbooga]

FatGut in a diaper?
Get me outta there,

Underwear, outerwear,
Wierdest thread I swear,

woodbooga is funny,
Do you think I care?

Underwear, outerwear,
Wierdest thread I swear,

TT jumps on my case,
How do you dare?

Underwear, outerwear,
Wierdest thread I swear.

Pretty good! Let's see if you really got game. Can you re-write this as a villanelle? Tetrameter or pentameter are equally acceptable. I'll check my user cp in a couple to see what you've come up with.

 

[joatmon]

Pretty good! Let's see if you really got game. Can you re-write this as a villanelle? Tetrameter or pentameter are equally acceptable. I'll check my user cp in a couple to see what you've come up with.

What was Bradley doing, on that April day?
Time on his hands to diddle,
He summoned Photoshop for his play,

Good men hold standards that we must obey,
But a diaper to stop the piddle?
The picture was revolting and very gay,

Idle time is what the Devil uses to further his way,
So Bradley got to fiddle,
But it was the FatGuy who would have to pay,
Laughter carries a burden, be careful what you say.

 

[woodbooga]

What was Bradley doing, on that April day?
Time on his hands to diddle,
He summoned Photoshop for his play,

Good men hold standards that we must obey,
But a diaper to stop the piddle?
The picture was revolting and very gay,

Idle time is what the Devil uses to further his way,
So Bradley got to fiddle,
But it was the FatGuy who would have to pay,
Laughter carries a burden, be careful what you say.

As far as this thread's regressed,
I must admit, I am impressed.

Alas, amidst discourse of a saw's kinetics
we find so plain to all joatmon's poetics.

And who'd 've thunk - an AS villanelle
Recokon I'll file this one under "LOL"!

 

[joatmon]

As far as this thread's regressed,
I must admit, I am impressed.

Alas, amidst discourse of a saw's kinetics
we find so plain to all joatmon's poetics.

And who'd 've thunk - an AS villanelle
Recokon I'll file this one under "LOL"!

Ran outta time:

What was Bradley doing, on that April day?
Time on his hands to diddle,
He summoned Photoshop for his play,

Posters were aghast, many just said “Nay”,
A diaper around his middle?
Would wearing chaps still be okay?

John Lambert was banned, or so they say,
Imagination was left little,
He wore no diaper as he took his saw to play,

I wonder if the Good Book has something to say?
Read every jot and tittle,
Words and deeds to live by will come our way,

For good men hold standards that we must obey,
But a diaper to stop the piddle?
The picture was revolting and it was most gay,

Idle time is what the Devil uses to further his way,
So Bradley got to fiddle,
But it was the FatGuy who would have to pay,
Laughter carries a burden, be careful what you say.

 

[parrisw]

Bu bu bu but, I think I am soaking up too much Mineral Spirits through my hands, and carb cleaner through my eyes! Oh what shall I do?
















And don't give me, "Wear gloves and eye protection", lol.

Brad you know in all honesty. You should wear gloves when using solvents!! I use them day in day out, I wear Blue Nitrile gloves all day at work. Solvents are noooooooo good for ya.

 

[scotclayshooter]

Hey Fatguy i found a revenge photo of Brad!

 

[blsnelling]

Hey Fatguy i found a revenge photo of Brad!

You didn't just do that!:greenchainsaw:

 

[FATGUY]

Hey Fatguy i found a revenge photo of Brad!

revenge is a dish best served cold.....
tried to rep ya! Somebody get 'em for me!

 

[blsnelling]

revenge is a dish best served cold.....
tried to rep ya! Somebody get 'em for me!

Your 026 looks real nice in Rustoleum PINK!!!

 

[scotclayshooter]

I choked on my bottle of Miller when i saw that in the beg thread!:greenchainsaw:

 

[TraditionalTool]

I choked on my bottle of Miller when i saw that in the beg thread!:greenchainsaw:

You live in Scotland and your drinking a bottle of Miller?

 

[matt9923]

I choked on my bottle of Miller when i saw that in the beg thread!:greenchainsaw:

LOL, i saw it their to spit water everywhere.