Ay, google map, Craigslist local junks cars list, a buddy to follow you while testing the junk car out, car disables coincidently in the entrance to the farm, horsey trailers and rigs backing up.....on the day of the big shindig......yeah I see where you're goin with that! Good point!
I remember back in the day when just starting out, I got a big patio job for one of the big real estate big wigs around here. I had to get this done by a certain date and it was almost an impossible task. But broke my chops and got er dun, then got stiffed on the money. I called and called, never got an answer. So the day of the big event, me and 2 other guys hopped in the 66 3/4" ton chevy, with no bed on it and went to the party. The front yard is about a quarter mile long, I turfed the crap out of it till we were poolside next to all the snooty guests, hopped out and started to mingle and SOB, if they didn't come running out with some money. Hopped in the truck and turfed the crap out of the place on the way out, laughing like hell. They never did call me back for any other work after that.