I'd much prefere a 280 over a 290 - I don't really understand why anyone even consider the 290 - jmo......:greenchainsaw:
And the 026/260 is not that great, and surely not awesome, even though I like it - it is a museum piece, compared to the Husky346xp and 353 ......:greenchainsaw:
Good morning Mr. Saw troll. How are you? Can I call you Saw? Fine. Oh, and you don't need to call me Mr. Joatmon, call me Jack.
OK, Saw. Ready to begin? OK. Just lie on the coach here and relax. That's it. Take a deep breath. Hold in in .... there .... now, let it out. Better?
Tell me about these unpleasant dreams you're having. Really? These nasty 290s are chasing you. And just as they catch up to you, you awake? How terrible. Oh, and call me Jack, OK? Now, how often do these dreams occur? Every single night? That must be very frightening. Yes, I understand, they had too big of a bar, 20s you say? Oh, and that nasty safety chain? I understand. You say dozens of them, old and new, clean and dirty? I see. And some are 029s? What's that. Oh, it's the old, even more terrible version of the 290? That must have been very bad.
Now, go back to your childhood and tell me about it. Oh, you grew up in the forest and remember all those big, beautiful trees as a wee lad, do you? And then. Oh, the forest started to get smaller and smaller? Really, with fewer and fewer tress? And do know why that is? So it was homeowners? And what do you remember about these homeowners, Saw? That had heavy, homeowner saw? Yes, I understand that homeowner means that not pro models? Calm down! Please restrain yourself, Saw. Nurse! Nurse! Please get the restraints for Mr. Troll!
There, are we better now, Saw? Yes, I know. We'll remove the restraints in a moment. OK, here we go. Better now? OK, let's go on. OK, I've got it, Saw, these saws are not pro grade. OK, yes all that nasty plastic, no wonder you were so upset in the forest. And the cases didn't split properly? I know ... I know ... that can be such a problem on rebuilds. And thge homeowners had extremely long limbs? And you really think their extra long arms were caused by dragging these heavy saws through the woods? Yes, yes, I'm sure that's true.
Now think back and tell me what you remember about those demon saws as you call them. OK, what's a farm boss? Oh, I see. And 029 was the model number? I see. And they changed the model number to confuse you? OK, please control yourself, Saw. Nurse! Nurse! Hurry, the restraints and I mean now! I don't know nurse, he just started chanting 290, 290, 290 and he wouldn't stop. Guard, take him back to his cell.
Saw, calm down, we'll talk again tomorrow ....
