Screw you and the 066 you Rode in on!

[mdavlee]

385's are great, as long as u like sloppy bottom end bearing pockets and air leaks....

Just like a well used 66[emoji6]

 

[o8f150]

Dang! You are one angry midget, ain't ya?

only time I see a midget get so mad like that is when they are running stihls,,, huskie runners like me are always happy and jolly

 

[Gypo Logger]

If your gonna tell midget jokes will you keep them short?

 

[o8f150]

If your gonna tell midget jokes will you keep them short?

midgets are sheep humpers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, there,,, short enough?????

 

[Gypo Logger]

The 7 dwarfs were in the shower feeling happy... Happy walked out so they all felt grumpy.

 

[jeepyfz450]

I dated a midget one time. I was nuts over her.....

 

[Gypo Logger]

A midget stood next to my GF and said her hair smelled nice.

 

[wigglesworth]

 

[Mastermind]

If your gonna tell midget jokes will you keep them short?

Repped.

 

[Gypo Logger]

There seems to be a shortage of dwarves, or am I just being a little short sighted?

 

[Mastermind]

Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?

The grass tickles their balls!

 

[Gypo Logger]

A midget went to the nursing station because his balls were hurting. The nurse pulled out a pair of scissors and cut off the top of his rubber boots.

 

[Mastermind]

If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small, then are midgets really people?

 

[Gypo Logger]

If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small, then are midgets really people?

No, hobits are not real people, they tell great big lies and you have to pick them up to say hello.

 

[Gypo Logger]

What burns my ass is a midget with a cigar.

 

[Mastermind]

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?


I just can’t believe someone would stoop so low.

 

[Jon1212]