the all aussie dribble thread!
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Aussie Dave
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Hey just thought I'd add that any exchange between myself and Aussie Dave is all in fun in case anybody is concerned. For those outside of Australia this is the way mates behave toward one another
It may sometimes come across that he hates me. That's not the case at all. He likes me but I just think he's a bastard
Good Grief Matt are you ok? you are meant to sell the chemicals at work not bloody sniff them :msp_rolleyes:
Thanks mate
ausneil 1
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MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
That brings me to my second joke Rudy.
Two guys walk into a bar.
First guy says "I'll have a glass of H2O".
Second guy says "I'll have a glass of H2O, too".
The second guy dies.
Get it?
Don't start on me now ya bastard
No chrissy card for you ol' bean.
ausneil 1
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Yeah mate, let that tree teach you a lesson :msp_sneaky:
that's a beauty, I had to reply twice..... anyone thinking what I'm thinking......
Lol what you thinking Neil? Can't fix stupid...?
MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
Are you thinking he should have dropped his 3 point linkage? That's what I'm thinking. At least then he'd stop pulling monos.
ausneil 1
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You are right Rudi, but its a good little laugh. The term ''Stupid,'' see that fairly regular.
Sure am. He needs to put weights on that green machine.
tdi-rick
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MCW
Somebody's talking crap here & it ain't the tree!
Oh dear.
An oldie and it still makes me groan....
New to me Rick. I only heard it last week
tdi-rick
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heard on the Gippsland ABC news this morning a tree feller was airlifted to hospital after a willow he was scarfing as part of the gippsland lakes catchment willow eradifiction program split and landed on him, they said his hard had likely saved his life, hope he recovers well.
tdi-rick
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Do you tend to find that trees that have grown really quickly due to access to lots of water tend to be more prone to slabbing ?
Aussie Dave
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Three couples meet with the priest to arrange to get married.His instructions are they are not to have any "action" for three months.if they pass that test they will be welcome in the church.They all return after three months to report.The priest asked them how they went...first couple yes we did as you said,very good you are welcome in the church...second couple,we did as you said as well...very good you are welcome in the church..third couple,well we tried as hard as we could but one day my girlfriend bent over in front of me to pick up something and i couldnt take it anymore..well your not welcome in the church then,thats ok we are not welcome in isle three in woolworths either.
1 little bolt and so much mess oh well anyone got a spare flywheel?View attachment 298688
tdi-rick
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Fins are overrated anyway... :monkey:
tdi-rick
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Neil, did you get the email with the link this am ?
ausneil 1
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Yes thankyou Rick, gee that will get em guessing what that was about, we should not disscuss that new old 90 of yours.....
