Tree guy sayings

[John Paul Sanborn]

Neighbor asks "I've a small pile in back, could you chip it up?"
"$25"
"I'ts just a small pile!"
"Would you give me something for nothing?"

 

[tree MDS]

If I can't handle that thing, it's time to hang up the saddle!

There are no big trees, only small men!

 

[treeclimber101]

"I can run anything that blows smoke "

 

[zopi]

ya might shoulda put another wrap on that eh? Well, at least it missed you...

 

[tree md]

"If I have to come out of this tree to show you how I'm going to be pissed"

 

[millbilly]

sayings

you wouldn't make a pimple on a groundmans azz
what, are you building a nest?
stop making all the dog ####s

 

[John Paul Sanborn]

Was that piece a little big???

You were looking like superman for a few seconds there!

 

[TreEmergencyB]

this thread is great we need to make a top 10 outa it

 

[jefflovstrom]

this thread is great we need to make a top 10 outa it

Yeah, It will look great with all the deadwood out.

 

[Slvrmple72]

I really need to stop using this rope to lower stuff on.
I think its got one more in it....@#$%!

 

[DeAvilaTree]

Feel like a bag of bashed a##holes

 

[tree md]

You got luckier than a sissy with two a##holes on that one...

 

[sgreanbeans]

New one-Just say NOT

This is your arse, this is your arse with a foot in it, any questions

 

[TreeAce]

I am not yelling at you...I am talking load so you can hear me!!

 

[prentice110]

Working a tornado in the bucket with 2 newbies made me come up with this one last week...... GRAB AND RUN!!!!

 

[sgreanbeans]

I am not yelling at you...I am talking load so you can hear me!!

That is so true!

 

[flushcut]

Hay, is this going to clear the house?

 

[beastmaster]

to trimmer: leave some for the birds. climb past that dog leg, and cut them donkey d- -KS. Then work on that schoolmarm. I didn't do it. Is this stuff mixed already? It'll go, for sure, maybe. Mucho trubajo, poco dinero. dumb tree trimmers, and old tree trimmers, but no old dumb tree trimmers. Stop screwing the pooch and get some work done. If your scared, their hiring at taco bell. want us to send your lunch up? We have one more small job after this. Put your purse down and finish the tree. I think they put the dog up

 

[sgreanbeans]

We have one more small job after this.

Love it

 

[John Paul Sanborn]

They'll take it down and grind the stump for How Much? Check their insurance!