You couldn't pay me to take one :monkey:
Welllll... The cheese does stand alone don't ya know.
I woke up this morning my wife was turning on the heat so I dotted her I then she ate my bacon so now she is walking around with 2 black eyes and a swolled up lip, at least that'll keep her quiet for a little bit.
I was wondering myself if I should start a fire but put on my long underwear and went out and did yard work all day. Nothing too strenous though a lot of little stuff all over.
Then a bunch of kids came over and got onto the tramapoline which only lasted a minute because while I was counting my pennies to see if I had enough to buy some new stitches a couple of heads smacked together out there. No blood but it was tricky getting my boot out of my wife's ass cause I told her not to let all those kids on that damn thing.
They were shooting some arrows and I put a 10 year old boy in the swing and terrified him. I was a little dissapointed because his mother wasn't watching and what kind of mother turns her back on me anyway?
After all that and then some I sat down to my sewing. That's right, that's what I said. #### you LXT. I hemed up a couple skirts for my kid's school uniform and brought in the waistband, ironed a star onto her ball cap and even broke out some starch. A man's work is never done.
Tomorrow I am hoping to drive on lawn and chop some trees down if the builders are out of there but if they aren't it will have to been another lawn and some other trees.