What Would It Be Like If We Were All In A Logging Camp Together?
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no doubt whatsoever,,shut down the working man,,and his pay, and his livelihood of supporting his family.....I would be commuting from the officeeach day carrying the contract back and forth and saying, "it's right here you see, on page 23, we gotta shut you down."
I have the experience to do that. Lots of it.
I kinda like this emoticon.
Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
I've got that Buzz Martin album too. I'll have to dig it out.I would be commuting from the office
I kinda like this emoticon.
Oly, logging outfits don't get shut down very often. When they do it's usually for good reason and after repeated warnings.
The contract or THP spells out exactly the way things need to be done. Staying in compliance is difficult sometimes but it's seldom impossible.
Somebody has to enforce the rules and that was part of Slowp's job. She went at it in a fair and unbiased manner. She knows her business.
Timber sales don't happen without sale administrators. It's nothing personal. Contracts protect the logger as much as they do the landowner, and the sale administrators enforce the contract.
treeslayer2003
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i must be what y'all call a gypo.......like northy. very seldom a sale admin other than the county forester, and mostly he just stops by to bs and tell me who is behaving and who isn't lol. some times there is no contract other than verbal.
I am sorry Gypo but I was hired on as Security Specialist. I will drive the skidder only if there are no reports of Commies in the woods.
As we all have recently learned these woods are full of bears and cats. And Commies. Beginning tomorrow all employees will be armed. Everyone must carry a 500 S&W on their strong side. As bears are attracted to the sound of a running chainsaw all fallers will work as part of a faller/swamper module. The swamper will keep his pistol drawn at all times and pound wedges with his weak hand. All bears killed will be brought back to camp and killed again prior to slaughter. (slowp has requested to carry an AR-15, this will be allowed after she qualifies).
All mobile equipment will be supplied with a ring mount M2 .50 cal. Armor plating is being considered since we are so close to Canukistan that grizzlies are pooring over that unsecured border. And Commies.
All employees must participate in the mandated physical program and qualify in the Combat Fitness Test every three months. Each morning will begin with a three mile run followed by exercise routine. Fridays instead of the run each employee will complete a 1 mile swim. Gologit is exempt from the swim. He is from California where all water is owned by the State and swimming is not permitted.
All climbing will be done by Northman. Be aware, he could be mistaken for a bear (even though he is bigger than your average bear). Please do not shoot him even by mistake. Northman may carry his pistol in a shoulder holster while climbing. Remember bears wait in trees when they hear a chainsaw. He may elect to carry his pistol in his teeth if he so desires.
Gypo is off duty at 09:00 so he may open the camp bar. The bar is open till 02:00. Be sure and get some sleep.
Huskstihl is the camp medic/veterinarian/proctologist/butcher/psychologist/ and will assist the rest of us to write letters home.
RandyMac scares everyone so he is best just left alone.
We are still looking for an Oil Mix Specialist. We are willing to hire the handicapped.
As we all have recently learned these woods are full of bears and cats. And Commies. Beginning tomorrow all employees will be armed. Everyone must carry a 500 S&W on their strong side. As bears are attracted to the sound of a running chainsaw all fallers will work as part of a faller/swamper module. The swamper will keep his pistol drawn at all times and pound wedges with his weak hand. All bears killed will be brought back to camp and killed again prior to slaughter. (slowp has requested to carry an AR-15, this will be allowed after she qualifies).
All mobile equipment will be supplied with a ring mount M2 .50 cal. Armor plating is being considered since we are so close to Canukistan that grizzlies are pooring over that unsecured border. And Commies.
All employees must participate in the mandated physical program and qualify in the Combat Fitness Test every three months. Each morning will begin with a three mile run followed by exercise routine. Fridays instead of the run each employee will complete a 1 mile swim. Gologit is exempt from the swim. He is from California where all water is owned by the State and swimming is not permitted.
All climbing will be done by Northman. Be aware, he could be mistaken for a bear (even though he is bigger than your average bear). Please do not shoot him even by mistake. Northman may carry his pistol in a shoulder holster while climbing. Remember bears wait in trees when they hear a chainsaw. He may elect to carry his pistol in his teeth if he so desires.
Gypo is off duty at 09:00 so he may open the camp bar. The bar is open till 02:00. Be sure and get some sleep.
Huskstihl is the camp medic/veterinarian/proctologist/butcher/psychologist/ and will assist the rest of us to write letters home.
RandyMac scares everyone so he is best just left alone.
We are still looking for an Oil Mix Specialist. We are willing to hire the handicapped.
treeslayer2003
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oh i'm in now, but only if the Randy Mac comes in as well.........this should be good.
Sounds pretty good. I have the Stearman running now so maybe I could help out with some air strikes. You're a little light on ground-based armament.
As far as hiring the handicapped goes...if various forms of deviant behavior, paranoid psychosis, misogynistic attitudes, winos, dinos, dingbats, and downright looniness qualify as handicaps we just have to advertise in the Political forum.
There's lots to choose from. We can give them their own bunkhouse and dining hall.
Hedgerow
HACK
So who has to cook the bear??
who else?? GYPO!!!!!!
We have to be careful here. Bears are dangerous even when they're dead. I suggest we simply run him through the tub grinder (with onions of course) and turn him into bear burger. Howver Madhatte is finishing up building a nuclear reactor for our generator so we could also just boil him whole in the pool. With onions.
Bob a Camp air wing is a great idea! You can take out any bears from above. Just don't shoot Northman.
If we hire from the "Political" then I think their bunkhouse should be padded and soundproof.
If we hire from the "Political" then I think their bunkhouse should be padded and soundproof.
Slayer the first thing you will have to do upon arrival is apologize for Maryland's favorite daughter Nancy Pelosi. And bring us crab cakes. I think our Rocky Mountain oysters are the same as your oysters so we're good there. Ready to start cutting?
You bet! I've always been out there to do that. That's why I marked corridors when I was sick and horking up my lungs, right of way when I had torn calf muscles, cancelled some planned days off, just to starve them boys. You betcha.
Also, there's a few Hers out there too. You need to modernize your thinking a bit.
I'll need a shiny new pickup with satellite radio and maybe a CB with lots of antennae. One with good things to hook chains to when I'm stuck in the ditch and need to be pulled out after I've shut down all operations.
Onions, tho? Surely you jest.
bitzer
******** Timber Expert
Onions and mushrooms. Bread to soak up the grease. Bears are greeesy. I believe it has to do with their commie background.
ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
I'll apparently be the guy that stops up the one and only flush toilet since I'm "full of ****". 
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