Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
Right On! It's only 7:45 here. It's the Land of the Midnight Sun here.
What Would It Be Like If We Were All In A Logging Camp Together?
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I'm with you. Maybe I'll open up a laundramat, liquor store, and bakery on the outskirts. A pot store too.
1270d
ArboristSite Guru
Yup, we'll need pots to cook the bear. And onions.
Hedgerow
HACK
Heat whips my ass any more..
90 degrees is too damn hot for cutting cedar posts...
It's porch time..
With something over ice.
90 degrees is too damn hot for cutting cedar posts...
It's porch time..
With something over ice.
Them Pot shops seem to be hard to open and make money at?
The one outside town here has changed names like 3 times in less then a year
The one outside town here has changed names like 3 times in less then a year
treeslayer2003
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ha! i need to get used to that..........i was cold wed, i will sweat my azz off monday.
bitzer
******** Timber Expert
John how do you get so much done with yer eyes closed?
Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
I have no idea, but it may be the reason I have all these crows feet.
Northman you said you are a wrench so I bought you a tool set today. it was raining at the flea market so there were only a few sellers but I got the essentials. You now have a sledge hammer, pipe wrench, A Ford wrench, crow bar, and a claw hammer with 1 claw busted off. Oh and an old file. BTW thanks for offering to work on Bob's airplane.
Gypo agreed to put a donut fryer in his bar. He went down to Chainsaw to ask what oil he should use in the fryer and I haven't seen him since then. Could somebody run down there and check on him. We don't want to lose the boss before we start. John I got you a 55 gallon drum of that dark brown Forest Service paint. You know, that same stuff the Donetto's people use to coat their donuts. Be careful with it though, it's flammable and toxic until it dries. There is also a good supply of Scandahoovian candles out by the fire pit. Those are slowp's. Don't ask.
RJ are you sure you want to join us? It's OK I guess. Have your PO call with your restrictions.
RandyMac will be handling the environmentally conscious harvesting side. He has a McCulloch 895 with a 4' bar and a D8 with a winch and arch. Should work out fine.
Patty the dealer was out of pickups but Buddy's Used Cars was open so now you have a really nice low mileage Cadillac Escalade with spinners. Buddy said the gold and pink paint job should hold really well in the woods. I had him add a remote control paint gun turret on the front bumper so you won't have to get out of the car. The radio dial is JB welded to the local country station. If you try to tune to NPR, OnStar is authorized to shut off the engine.
Humptulips is our new PR man. Nuff said.
The food will be better than you think BTW. I just bought the cookbook "99 Ways to Cook Bear". Uhhmm! Bear on toast with onions. Creamed bear with onions. Bear soup...you know.
Ok, so we are good for a few days. Keep building the team. Gypo has a deadline, ya know, a season just like Axe Men. I will be gone for a few days. I may be home Tuesday but more likely Wednesday. Going to the Sierras to see Cody. Take care everyone.
And, don't shoot Northman.
Gypo agreed to put a donut fryer in his bar. He went down to Chainsaw to ask what oil he should use in the fryer and I haven't seen him since then. Could somebody run down there and check on him. We don't want to lose the boss before we start. John I got you a 55 gallon drum of that dark brown Forest Service paint. You know, that same stuff the Donetto's people use to coat their donuts. Be careful with it though, it's flammable and toxic until it dries. There is also a good supply of Scandahoovian candles out by the fire pit. Those are slowp's. Don't ask.
RJ are you sure you want to join us? It's OK I guess. Have your PO call with your restrictions.
RandyMac will be handling the environmentally conscious harvesting side. He has a McCulloch 895 with a 4' bar and a D8 with a winch and arch. Should work out fine.
Patty the dealer was out of pickups but Buddy's Used Cars was open so now you have a really nice low mileage Cadillac Escalade with spinners. Buddy said the gold and pink paint job should hold really well in the woods. I had him add a remote control paint gun turret on the front bumper so you won't have to get out of the car. The radio dial is JB welded to the local country station. If you try to tune to NPR, OnStar is authorized to shut off the engine.
Humptulips is our new PR man. Nuff said.
The food will be better than you think BTW. I just bought the cookbook "99 Ways to Cook Bear". Uhhmm! Bear on toast with onions. Creamed bear with onions. Bear soup...you know.
Ok, so we are good for a few days. Keep building the team. Gypo has a deadline, ya know, a season just like Axe Men. I will be gone for a few days. I may be home Tuesday but more likely Wednesday. Going to the Sierras to see Cody. Take care everyone.
And, don't shoot Northman.
add one next time.....
Emoticon police? Now we've got everything.
I really need a claw hammer with one tine broke off.
Pretty much got everything else covered, lots of ford wrenchs, and I use a splitting maul instead of a sledge hammer, dual purpose you know.
Wheres this plane at I think it needs an oil change... and maybe some mods to the controls, make it more maneuverable...
Pretty much got everything else covered, lots of ford wrenchs, and I use a splitting maul instead of a sledge hammer, dual purpose you know.
Wheres this plane at I think it needs an oil change... and maybe some mods to the controls, make it more maneuverable...
bitzer
******** Timber Expert
Bugz John! Bugz! The goggle kind. 30 mesh would be good for that.
When does the cutting start? I can see oly is eager.
So took the War Dept out for breakfast, on the way back what do ya know
A BEAR!
Just chooglin across the road about a mile from the house.
He wasn't wearing a tin hat so I thought about making stew, but alas he as too quick and vanished into the underbrush before I could get my tommy hawk out
A BEAR!
Just chooglin across the road about a mile from the house.
He wasn't wearing a tin hat so I thought about making stew, but alas he as too quick and vanished into the underbrush before I could get my tommy hawk out
I made it to the beach safely, but thoughts of bear burgers with grilled onions is making the transition difficult.
Ron
Ron
Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-logger-stuns-bear-with-rock-1.889727
Logger Stuns Bear with Rock.
Logger Stuns Bear with Rock.
Gypo Logger
Timber Baron
Yukon logger fined for pouring water down bear den.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/yukon-man-fined-for-pouring-water-down-bear-den-1.2793190
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/yukon-man-fined-for-pouring-water-down-bear-den-1.2793190
well, you think you are the owner of this forum,,and the BIG queen bee,,so whos to tell you anything?? you know it all, according to you,,and you only....
So very tired. Just .... give .... it .... a .... rest. Please
Ar site really does have the best ignore function...
