Scars2prove-it
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When you say let it run, your groundman holds it and when you say hold it, they run it into another limb and snag it?
Like MB said: the last cut you run out of gas
As soon as you sharpen or replace a chain, you hit a nail
Right when you go to jump a big top out on a dead calm day, the wind picks up going the wrong way
Customers wait until a dead tree is about to fall into their house before calling
The wife or husband (whoever is not there) always has the checkbook to pay you. Or they take off half an hour before you're done
Like MB said: the last cut you run out of gas
As soon as you sharpen or replace a chain, you hit a nail
Right when you go to jump a big top out on a dead calm day, the wind picks up going the wrong way
Customers wait until a dead tree is about to fall into their house before calling
The wife or husband (whoever is not there) always has the checkbook to pay you. Or they take off half an hour before you're done
