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Mine has big boobies!!
You need a wife like this!
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Old strippers gotta have somewhere to go when they retire.....
All a woman needs are wide hips for safe childbirth and a strong back so she can pull a plow effectively.
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Big boobies are better than cable TV!!!
One thing for sure, if I ever lend out a chainsaw or my lawn mower, they will come back in worse shape, One time my chain saw came back with a dull chain and a straight-gassed engine.
There's only a few people I'd loan my saws, or most any tool I own. All are upstanding people who know what the hell they're doing, and have tools and vehicles of their own that they use properly and take good care of. Beyond being able to loan me tools in return, it also shows that they know what it takes to buy and maintain a quality tool.
Beyond that, they can afford to hand me cash to 100% cover anything they screw up, up to and including total loss, and would do so if needed. Someone can have the best of intentions and be trustworthy, but if they don't have the scratch to cover the loss, intentions don't mean jack. You ain't getting your stuff fixed or replaced. Applies to me too, I won't borrow anything I can't afford to 100% replace immediately. Rather go rent something from a store and buy the insurance to cover exactly that, because stuff happens and I won't screw over a friend even unintentionally.
There's a longer list of people that I wouldn't loan a tool to, but I'll loan out myself using said tool. Show me what needs to be cut and I'll cut it, and lunch is on you.
Beyond that, they can afford to hand me cash to 100% cover anything they screw up, up to and including total loss, and would do so if needed. Someone can have the best of intentions and be trustworthy, but if they don't have the scratch to cover the loss, intentions don't mean jack. You ain't getting your stuff fixed or replaced. Applies to me too, I won't borrow anything I can't afford to 100% replace immediately. Rather go rent something from a store and buy the insurance to cover exactly that, because stuff happens and I won't screw over a friend even unintentionally.
There's a longer list of people that I wouldn't loan a tool to, but I'll loan out myself using said tool. Show me what needs to be cut and I'll cut it, and lunch is on you.
Ax-man
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The same thing kind of happened to my wife while I was out working . Scrappers were in the neighborhood and spied my iron pile by the side of the garage . They tried to con her and tell her they were doing her a favor by hauling it away for free. This was back when scrap iron had some value. My wife stood here ground and firmly told those clowns "NO,THAT IS MY HUSBANDS STUFF FOR HIS WELDING PROJECTS, DON'T TOUCH ANY OF HIS STUFF AND PLEASE LEAVE NOW. " They didn't like that answer and tried again . She wouldn't budge and said if they didn't leave at once she was calling the police. She didn't like the way they looked and knew they were up to no good . They left pronto . I was so proud of her and told her as much and that we were eating out so she didn't have to make dinner.
MountainHigh
Selective Tree whacker
That's a sturdy wife!
Pretty nervy low life that would do that sort of thing to a woman in the bright light of day.
Most of the riff raff that we see on occasion around here are not used to pedaling their stolen bikes uphill and wear out pretty quickly
After the long ride, dogs, fences and gate - no easy scores to be had.
Post script: While you were out to dinner they came by and stole the scrap metal LOL
I swung by and told her I lost my keys, no go LOL.
True!
GASoline71
Mr. Nice Guy
I don't loan saws. But, IF I do... I go with them.
lol
Gary
lol
Gary
DAMN!!! a blast from the past..how you doing stranger?????
GASoline71
Mr. Nice Guy
Been a spell ain't it? How you doin' buddy? I just got out of prison... lol
Gary
Gary
On April 16, we had a freak snow storm that looked something like this:
Aint seen any snow storms like that one.
She looks freezing, why the hell would she go outside with now clothes on in weather like that.
Fcuking bird brain, jeez.
Fcuking bird brain, jeez.
What did you do?
