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Mine has big boobies!!
Mine has big boobies!!
Big boobies are better than cable TV!!!All a woman needs are wide hips for safe childbirth and a strong back so she can pull a plow effectively.
I was at work and a neighbor came by. He introduced himself to the wife but she did not really know him "I am Joe Blow your neighbor and need to borrow one of Mikes chainsaws"
"I'm sorry I do not lend Mikes tools"
"Well Mike and I are good friends and he knows I take good care of his stuff"
"The answer is no"
" I only need it for a little while"
"You can return when Mike is here otherwise get off the property"
You have to love a gal like that!
Post script: While you were out to dinner they came by and stole the scrap metal LOLThe same thing kind of happened to my wife while I was out working . Scrappers were in the neighborhood and spied my iron pile by the side of the garage . They tried to con her and tell her they were doing her a favor by hauling it away for free. This was back when scrap iron had some value. My wife stood here ground and firmly told those clowns "NO,THAT IS MY HUSBANDS STUFF FOR HIS WELDING PROJECTS, DON'T TOUCH ANY OF HIS STUFF AND PLEASE LEAVE NOW. " They didn't like that answer and tried again . She wouldn't budge and said if they didn't leave at once she was calling the police. She didn't like the way they looked and knew they were up to no good . They left pronto . I was so proud of her and told her as much and that we were eating out so she didn't have to make dinner.
I swung by and told her I lost my keys, no go LOL.Love it!
The only friends I loan tools to already have keys to my house and garage.
True!Big boobies are better than cable TV!!!
DAMN!!! a blast from the past..how you doing stranger?????I don't loan saws. But, IF I do... I go with them.
lol
Gary
Aint seen any snow storms like that one.On April 16, we had a freak snow storm that looked something like this:
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Been a spell ain't it? How you doin' buddy? I just got out of prison... lol
Gary
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