Tree guy sayings

[sgreanbeans]

Collecting tree guy sayings, as we kinda have our own language

EX: Pile Polisher, Let er run, advocatus pro abora, etc.

Watcha got!

 

[treeman82]

$hit job. Catch it, duck, or bleed.

 

[derwoodii]

Never leave the job empty handed

Get ya spans

fuel em up sox em down

write em up

 

[DDM]

Strip it N chip it.

HURRY UP!

Uh oh....

 

[Ed Roland]

It's all wood.

 

[stihl.logger]

"i wasn't trying to cut that down... i was simply testing it for stress factors and it failed"

"did that hit your truck?"

"buck it n' truck it"

"you do that on purpose?"

"TIMBER!!!!!!"

 

[beastmaster]

headache, move or die!

 

[Slvrmple72]

Don't top it just drop it!

 

[freeweight]

"we gettin deep in er now boys"

"let it run",(or eat)

"sling it" throwing a log,or fell

it varies from company to company

 

[flushcut]

The end is near
She's a hairy one
Old snarly

 

[flushcut]

Where do you want the chips?

 

[flushcut]

Bombs away
Burn it to the ground
Let it fly
Batter up

 

[TreeAce]

"Real pretty Bill" used after trimming an ornamental

"Banshee" to describe something thats big, tough,powerful. That is a banshee oak or a new chain on a ms660 is "cuttin banshee"

And my personal favorite...
"Atleast your workn!" used on jobs that are less than ideal.

 

[Blakesmaster]

"Watch out fer landmines!"

"Sail it"

"Humpin' wood"

"Mother ####er, cock sucker, son of a #####!" ( When you hit a nail )

"Perfect!" ( When you almost hit something )

 

[derwoodii]

er?? it'll soften up next spring, for an ops on a prune task..

lets get wood....

 

[Grace Tree]

"Well, at least no one got hurt."
Translation:
"You guys are so stupid you're lucky you didn't kill someone."
Phil

 

[Tree Pig]

Us part timer hacks are quite fond of

"Hey watch this"

 

[woodmans]

"Filet em and flambe' em"

"I'm sick a more tree jokes"

"Another one bites the dust"

"Cabasas arribas!"

" Yes. I'm done already."

"Set up the seismograph"

"What do we do after lunch?"

"It doesn't get any better than this."

"Now we're loggin "

 

[Toddppm]

I think "headache" is pretty standard

Old foreman used to love " Run or die!"

My favorite is " almost finished" especially on a really crappy long hot day and you're only half way in.

 

[Bigus Termitius]

Bucket B****!