Found one the #1 way to anger a Tree hugger over Christmas...

[777ER]

..she turns pale and gives me the filthiest look anyone has ever given me in my life. Even filthier than that one time the neighbor caught me trying to take a peak down her shirt...

Did you give her the DVD 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' for Christmas?...make it a blu-ray so it shows every fine detail

 

[Adkpk]

Sounds to me like story A: "treehugger" and story B: "dildoing Aunt", need to meet up so story A can, well you know...










Btw, that incident would not have ruined my families Christmas.

 

[husky455rancher]

lol that was good stupid tree huggers. i love trees too but when their cut, split and in my woodstove.

 

[tallfarmboy]

Funny part is... your family's friend that opposes "tree murder" went back to her home built of wood... "laugh:

Kinda like a vegan wearing a leather belt and shoes...

There are neccesary evils in this world... kinda like haivng spacemule on arboristsite...

Gary

There is plenty of space in this world for ALL of God's Animals.... Right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy!!:food:

TFB

 

[FATGUY]

No shortage of stupid anywhere.:biggrinbounce2:

 

[thejdman04]

The drama of christmas

 

[JPP]

She was probably just upset because she didn't see a Stihl saw in your shed.

 

[teacherman]

Cinderblock house, flat roof, buried deep on a lot covered with Pines and oaks...She opposes just about everything that is commonly accepted...like vacuuming and sweeping.

obw, story isnt made up in the least, this woman is Greener than the #88 Ball cap Im wearing right now. She would **** a tree if she had the equipment to do so.

I never realized she took it so personally, but damn she has it real bad.

Used to be a bunch of those in my town when I was in college. The hairy underarm crew.......complete with the attendant odors.

Oh boy. My 2000th post, and it's about hairy underarms. I need help........LOL

 

[spacemule]

I see Red has hit the mark in this thread. I may have to take some pointers from him.

 

[Taxmantoo]

We actually found them one day when we looking for cigarettes...one was as big as my arm...fortunately I didn't have enough worldy wisdom at the time to imagine what the intended application was...

This kid figured out what it was for...

 

[PaulDaisy]

Oh well, you should have told her, I bought all these saws so that the tree killers don't have access to their murder weapons and she'd be pickled tink... Gotta love tree huggers :censored:

 

[fields_mj]

You didn't ruin this Christmas, you saved the next one. My wife has a few friends, and even some family that are on the green side. I'm glad to have a conversation with them, but they know where I stand. Most of what I've eaten in my life I've either grown, or killed, and if they are going to come to my house, expect to have bambi or thumper for dinner.

 

[matt9923]

AHAH funniest thread so far!! :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:
From the snow man to the space mule comments or the bambi and thumper one it great.

 

[stihlboy]

The best part would have been if the tree-hugger went in and saw a real pine tree sitting in the livingroom

 

[Mad Professor]

Sprouts aren't dead till you chew them.

Tell her the vegetable liberation front is coming to her refrigerator.

 

[flatpikr]

Hypocriticus Maximus

To even consider joining a greenie group, you must first and formost be a devout hypocrit. Secondly, you must be living a meaningless life. Put those 2 together and you've got the makin's of a good little greenie. I live in southern Utah and could tell you stories about the crap I've seen perpetrated on the outdoors by those idiotic hypocrits. Stories like this make me want to sniff my saw. Happy New Years. Here's a toast to all of you on this fine site!! 3 Cheers !!

 

[stihlboy]

was she un-clothed? cotton is a plant......

 

[matt9923]

I dont know what the fuss is TREES REGROW!!! nobody can argu that

Matt

 

[scattergun13]

Please tell that tree hugging, birkenstock sandal wearin, dolphin saving, whale watching, unicorn loving, bead necklace having, armpit hair sporting, tofu eating, flax seed drinking, nuclear protesting, spotted owl worshiping, single eyebrow having, granny panty wearing skank, I said Merry Christmas!

 

[fields_mj]

Not only do trees regrow, but most of us pefer to cut the DEAD ONES! Only reasons I've ever had to cut a live tree is A) It's very likely that it's going to end up causing a lot of property damage at some point, or B) Its in the way. In the last 25 years, I'll bet that I haven't dropped a dozen live trees. I don't want to wait a year for it to dry, and I don't want t lift the extra weight when I load it in the truck.