Great Stories Bob. I actually did laugh out loud at work here on my break. - I take earplugs from the warehouse downstairs and wear em on my break so if i forget to take them out before talking or laughing it's quite loud.
On another note I am very grateful this site is back. I actually got quite sad at the prospect of it going away over the months i had trouble accessing it. I decided I was going to come out of lurking status and post occasionally and simply express my gratitude for all your contributions here; BobL especially. I have pics of your various jigs, drawings and posts saved on my computer at home. Some threads i was lucky enough to have printed prior to the site access issues. They make for good bathroom reading material.
-Ben