Chuck Norris is such a badass

[user 122190]

I would have said that this is IMPOSSIBLE, but there is Chuck Norris who defies all conventional beliefs

CN stops a chain saw with his bare hands by grabbing the chain.

 

[hwrdpromac7900]

It's a Hybrid Mcculloch Stihl chainsaw. No wonder he was able to stop it. Put Mcculloch yellow on anything and it instantly becomes junk.

 

[olyman]

It's a Hybrid Mcculloch Stihl chainsaw. No wonder he was able to stop it. Put Mcculloch yellow on anything and it instantly becomes junk.

yeah, ok, sure,,you bectha.......

 

[user 122190]

It's a Hybrid Mcculloch Stihl chainsaw. No wonder he was able to stop it. Put Mcculloch yellow on anything and it instantly becomes junk.

Yeah, and the chain was probably dull. You know, I have never seen a Chuck Norris movie or TV show. Based on all the Chuck Norris jokes out there, he must be popular.

 

[Jacob J.]

Yeah, and the chain was probably dull. You know, I have never seen a Chuck Norris movie or TV show. Based on all the Chuck Norris jokes out there, he must be popular.

Lone Wolf McQuade was "the" movie to see when I was in the fourth grade.

 

[KRP]

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and left with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

 

[user 122190]

Lone Wolf McQuade was "the" movie to see when I was in the fourth grade.

It is on TubiTV. A 40yo movie. I'll check it out.

 

[Flippy caps]

 

[heimannm]

Chuck Norris doesn't shut the lights off, he just glares at them and the light runs away.

Mark

 

[singinwoodwackr]

Good Guys Wear Black
classic

 

[Flippy caps]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down.

 

[heimannm]

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

 

[Chainmale]

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors

 

[Agent smith]

 

[Syflan]

Lone Wolf McQuade was "the" movie to see when I was in the fourth grade.

 

[Catfish044]

After a night of drinking chuck Norris doesn’t throw up he throws down !

The boogey man checks under he’s bed for chuck Norris

 

[Agent smith]

 

[Smitty Smithsonite]

I'm getting ready to install a camshaft in my 2007 Silverado 1500 4x4 with the 5.3.

The cam is called, "TRUCK NORRIS".

 

[singinwoodwackr]

Damit…now I have to go watch it again, lol

 

[user 122190]

I watched it. Not bad for a 40yo film. This scene was a bit hard to take, but in a pinch flip the supercharger on and drive out of the covered hole/grave.

BTW, I predicted early in the film that Norris and Caradine would fight it out in the end and Norris would win. I'm so smart.