Company Names

[ClimbinArbor]

two dopes two ropes no hopes

 

[mckeetree]

2 ropes and some dope

Now that's funny. I know some local guys I am going to make fun of with that tomorrow. They are working across the street from us. Big time pot heads.

 

[PStuffel]

There is a "They Might Be Monkeys" here in Austin. I think the name alone gets them allot of biz. Could also be that they have a good rep.

 

[omegajim]

"two guys and a broken saw tree service"

 

[ropensaddle]

Whooops tree service!

 

[serial killer]

I have always liked "A Bunch of Dirty Hippies with Chainsaws."

"Who cut your trees?"

"A Bunch of Dirty Hippies with Chainsaws."

"No, really. It looks like they did a good job; who was it?"

"I told you, A Bunch of Dirty Hippies with Chainsaws."

ad infinitum

 

[Pete M]

O'Bollocks Tree Service

 

[memetic]

These are gettin' good!

 

[omegajim]

or "slice and dice tree service."

 

[ClimbinArbor]

grand dragon tree service.

sending uppity folks up a tree with a short rope since 1864

Edit: sorry Lord, i owe ya one for that lol

 

[Husky137]

All of the local guys I know with "catchy" business names are hacks and fools. George of the Jungle is the best example of how not to run your business. A business should run on reputation and skill, not flash and clever names.

 

[Husky137]

Memetic, try "Two Peckers with no Wood". It would fit in well with the chainsaws in your sports car motif.

 

[omegajim]

heck, I know a contractor who does so much under the table (and off the books) he doesn't even have a sign on the side of his truck.

only contractor I ever saw like that.

 

[ropensaddle]

Whack&Stack Hacks we whackem you stackem!

 

[memetic]

Memetic, try "Two Peckers with no Wood". It would fit in well with the chainsaws in your sports car motif.

That's funny. You know I was exaggerating about the sports cars for effect. I actually drive a tj. It does have two doors, but it also has a trailer hitch. My partner drives a real truck.

 

[Ghillie]

How about:

Two guys messin up your trees.

Knew two guys that did contracting, called themselves two guys remodeling. Everybody else called them "Two guys ####ing up your stuff"

 

[dontbasap]

got it

N.e. Branch Management

 

[MARCELL8733]

Names

You Can Use Treemasters Tree Doctors Trees Or Us Tree King ,i Started Using A-1 Tree Service In 1976 But Now I Go By My Name Marcell's Tree Service Since I Been Around For 32 Years

 

[ropensaddle]

You Can Use Treemasters Tree Doctors Trees Or Us Tree King ,i Started Using A-1 Tree Service In 1976 But Now I Go By My Name Marcell's Tree Service Since I Been Around For 32 Years

Someone shoot up here amongst us one of us needs some relief :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[mudguts]

These are some great ideas for tree service names.My firewood business needs a good name, what about some ideas?

Got Wood?