Craigslist laughs

[Mike-M]

http://longisland.craigslist.org/wan/4354648904.html

fire wood wanted

fire wood wanted for free and need to have it deliverd need it to be cut at no more then 16 in long. I will split it Please call me at 631-846-1091 ask for Ron t.y.Centereach

 

[Cheesecutter]

It would be fun to drop off a few 60" wet willow rounds or some green 3 foot elm crotches covered with poison ivy.

 

[mperkins582]

no poison sumac. i got that stuff bad this summer and it almost put me in the hospital.

 

[Cheesecutter]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mat/4367403976.html
Huge Black Walnut Limb - $75 (downtown Naperville)

Huge black walnut limb with smaller ones included.
This limb is from the black walnut tree in my yard. It has just been trimmed and is ready to be transformed by a wood worker craftsman into something useful or creative.
This solid limb is 12' long, and is about 6" in diameter on the big end, 5.5" in the middle and 4.5" at the smaller end including the bark. I saved some smaller limbs as they might prove useful for your project.
Put y2525 into the search box to view the other collectible, useful, and gift, items I have listed.
Many items can be shipped with payment made through paypal. (Verified Member)
Easy pickup at my downtown Naperville home, 5 minutes from I88

 

[mperkins582]

easily 3 "cord" lol

 

[millbilly]

Never knew this
http://delaware.craigslist.org/grd/4368065111.html

 

[Cheesecutter]

http://madison.craigslist.org/clo/4334559281.html
Wood splitter - $1500 (West)

5 ton electric wood splitter, Earthquake brand.

 

[TC262]

http://madison.craigslist.org/clo/4334559281.html
Wood splitter - $1500 (West)

5 ton electric wood splitter, Earthquake brand.

Lol I posted that on the last page! Wonder if he acidenttly added one or two zeros?

 

[Mike-M]

http://longisland.craigslist.org/mat/4370079478.html

Not firewood related, but still funny. Every town here is on the beach, or 1 town away from the beach, and hes selling sand. Awesome!!

 

[Cheesecutter]

Lol I posted that on the last page! Wonder if he acidenttly added one or two zeros?

Oh yes, you did, I'm sorry.

 

[Philbert]

Not firewood related, but still funny.

Pails are worth $1. $1 more filled with sand is not such a bad deal.

JMHO

Philbert

 

[TC262]

Oh yes, you did, I'm sorry.

Just surprised you didn't see it. You've posted quite a few good ones in here.

 

[bigblue0827]

There is a spring along one of our busier roads leading into town. Every year a couple of rednecks put a table up right next to it and sell "natural spring water" for $2 / gal. Crazier yet, people buy it! Usually it is people from out of town, but I laugh every time. There they are paying for water that is running out of a spring not more than 50 feet away!

 

[farmer steve]

There is a spring along one of our busier roads leading into town. Every year a couple of rednecks put a table up right next to it and sell "natural spring water" for $2 / gal. Crazier yet, people buy it! Usually it is people from out of town, but I laugh every time. There they are paying for water that is running out of a spring not more than 50 feet away!

hey big blue,where in york co.? i'm near dillsburg.

 

[bigblue0827]

Boy is firewood expensive in Randallstown.....

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/for/4330225418.html

"Firewood from 2 very large oak trees, approximately 1 cord and 1/2, cut down is seasoned and ready to burn. Don't delay, we have some more cold days up ahead of us. $325 or best offer. Estimated at over $600. 410-599-5701"

 

[bigblue0827]

hey big blue,where in york co.? i'm near dillsburg.

616 going into seven valleys. If you take 616 South from Rt 30, just before you hit seven valleys you can't miss it on the right. Look for morons buying water, that is the dead give away!

 

[Deleted member 83629]

25$ for all that you can fit in your truck http://bgky.craigslist.org/grd/4342805383.html

 

[Jakers]

25$ for all that you can fit in your truck http://bgky.craigslist.org/grd/4342805383.html

show up with a dumptruck or 5????

 

[Deleted member 83629]

show up with a dumptruck or 5????

If it fits it ships

 

[Philbert]

A few local gems:

Electric trimming chainsaw - $15 (Edina)
It's orange only used once our twice been sitting in garage since then

. . . . Since it's been orange? (no photos, model, brand, etc.)

Stihl Chainsaw 034 prestine - $380
. . . This was the chainsaw that developed into the 036 and the MS360 . . . I have it on another site so you have 2 days to purchase this gem.

I love the panic terms. Buy it now or you won't see it 'develop' . . . .

Husqvarna chainsaw 316EL - $260
Like new Chainsaw

At least priced like new . . .

Electrical chainsaw 880W swap for smaller power - $50

I have a great Remington 880W electrical chainsaw. I use it with an inverter and my car battery to cut occasionally in the wild, and it s just above my inverter's max 800W power. If you have a 700 or 800W electrical chain saw we can swap. Or if you have a larger inverter I can swap w cash for you

Sounds like he needs a battery saw . . .

Philbert