flyboy553
Oakaholic
So you can understand my enjoyment today, I must first tell you about this gentleman who lives a few miles away from me. He is what I call an old Codger. When he stops by to visit, it isn't just an innocent visit. Oh, he will attempt to make it all seem innocent by asking very seemingly innocent questions: how much wood do you think is in that pile, how much wood did you sell this winter, how much do you THINK you will sell, how much wood can you get on your truck, that sorta thing.
When you answer and try to have a conversation about his question, he will tell you you are wrong. You can't get that much wood on your truck, you didn't sell that much wood, on and on. He once told me I did not have a cord of wood in a stack 16 inches wide four feet tall and twenty four feet long. When he finally leaves, he will go to another persons house and tell them how stupid I am. Oh, while he is at my house, he tells me how stupid that other guy is! He is just plain trouble. No good can come from a visit with the old codger. He is full of stories that happened 50 yrs ago, and I have no doubt at least one or two of them are true!
In fact, If I am lucky enough to see him flying down the road at his breathtaking speed of at least 25mph, I will run into the garage and stay there til he leaves, not even coming out when he honks his horn. Luckily he doesn't get out of his truck, he is too feeble for that. And it is a good thing he doesn't as it would take at least 20 more minutes for him to get out and then get back in!
Well, today I was out back splitting wood and did not see him pull up. He drove around back to where I was working and shut the truck off. That's never a good sign. He saw that as I was splitting I was making two different piles so he asked what that was all about. In reality, one pile was standing dead wood that is ready to burn right away and the other pile was blow down wood that will not be ready til next heating season. But I did not tell HIM that! hehhehheh.
I told him that one pile was 16 inch long wood and the other pile was 18 inch long wood. A 4 ft by 24 ft stack of 18 inch long wood will have more than a cord of wood in it, so I can make that row shorter than the row with 16 inch wood.
I mean to tell you, if there are words for the look the ol' codger gave me, I do not know them! He says Who in there right god -given brain would worry about that! I explained to him that one of our conversations had got me to thinking and I do not want to short anyone and I sure dont want someone telling me I do not know what a cord of wood is, so this is how I do things now! hehhehheh Still laughing at his expression. I wish I had words to describe it, but I do not.
I am looking forward to hearing his report to my buddy on my 16 inch piles and 18 inchers! Should be interesting to say the least!
Going back and reading this post, I guess you could say I took the scenic route around this topic, but I am not going to condense it, it just felt good getting this out of my system!
Any of you have neighbors like this? It just feels good to pull the leg of a leg puller on occasion!
Ted
When you answer and try to have a conversation about his question, he will tell you you are wrong. You can't get that much wood on your truck, you didn't sell that much wood, on and on. He once told me I did not have a cord of wood in a stack 16 inches wide four feet tall and twenty four feet long. When he finally leaves, he will go to another persons house and tell them how stupid I am. Oh, while he is at my house, he tells me how stupid that other guy is! He is just plain trouble. No good can come from a visit with the old codger. He is full of stories that happened 50 yrs ago, and I have no doubt at least one or two of them are true!
In fact, If I am lucky enough to see him flying down the road at his breathtaking speed of at least 25mph, I will run into the garage and stay there til he leaves, not even coming out when he honks his horn. Luckily he doesn't get out of his truck, he is too feeble for that. And it is a good thing he doesn't as it would take at least 20 more minutes for him to get out and then get back in!
Well, today I was out back splitting wood and did not see him pull up. He drove around back to where I was working and shut the truck off. That's never a good sign. He saw that as I was splitting I was making two different piles so he asked what that was all about. In reality, one pile was standing dead wood that is ready to burn right away and the other pile was blow down wood that will not be ready til next heating season. But I did not tell HIM that! hehhehheh.
I told him that one pile was 16 inch long wood and the other pile was 18 inch long wood. A 4 ft by 24 ft stack of 18 inch long wood will have more than a cord of wood in it, so I can make that row shorter than the row with 16 inch wood.
I mean to tell you, if there are words for the look the ol' codger gave me, I do not know them! He says Who in there right god -given brain would worry about that! I explained to him that one of our conversations had got me to thinking and I do not want to short anyone and I sure dont want someone telling me I do not know what a cord of wood is, so this is how I do things now! hehhehheh Still laughing at his expression. I wish I had words to describe it, but I do not.
I am looking forward to hearing his report to my buddy on my 16 inch piles and 18 inchers! Should be interesting to say the least!
Going back and reading this post, I guess you could say I took the scenic route around this topic, but I am not going to condense it, it just felt good getting this out of my system!
Any of you have neighbors like this? It just feels good to pull the leg of a leg puller on occasion!
Ted