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Greystoke

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Almost threw up in my mouth readin those first few lines! Hopefully someday you will all read the headline that goes:

The mammoth sequoia had stood sentry since King Arthur's knights gathered at the Round Table.

It witnessed the arrival of the first European settlers and the flurry of miners in search of gold. The onset of the Medieval Warm Period and the passing of the Little Ice Age. It stood, unperturbed, through the Great War and the one that followed.

Then a month ago, as a handful of amazed tourists looked on, a badass young Timber Faller by the name of Cody Thomas walked up to it with a big chain saw on his shoulder, sized it up and with a devilish grin on his face, fell it in short order, blocking the flower sniffing granola trail, but still managing to save it out to the bud, bucked it up into logs and wrote down a bunch of stuff on his hard hat...all the while giggling to himself...then he walked up to the next one....Oh no! Somebody has to stop this guy!
 
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Almost threw up in my mouth readin those first few lines! Hopefully someday you will all read the headline that goes:

The mammoth sequoia had stood sentry since King Arthur's knights gathered at the Round Table.

It witnessed the arrival of the first European settlers and the flurry of miners in search of gold. The onset of the Medieval Warm Period and the passing of the Little Ice Age. It stood, unperturbed, through the Great War and the one that followed.

Then a month ago, as a handful of amazed tourists looked on, a badass young Timber Faller by the name of Cody Thomas walked up to it with a big chain saw on his shoulder, sized it up and with a devilish grin on his face, fell it in short order, blocking the flower sniffing granola trail, but still managing to save it out to the bud, bucked it up into logs and wrote down a bunch of stuff on his hard hat...all the while giggling to himself...then he walked up to the next one....Oh no! Somebody has to stop this guy!


Second version goes tree falls on group of enviros:hmm3grin2orange:
 
floyd

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I thought the video was interesting.

Makes sense folks are interested in it since it is a tourist destination. They bring dollar bills with them. Nothing is free.
 
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If it is such a sacred tree get the enviros to have a wake for it . Cut the #### tree for dollars,screw the environmental cost,there plenty of the old growth:rock:

[video=youtube;FBXNjj9QvYo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBXNjj9QvYo[/video]
 
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Is it that hard to hire a faller to buck it up? That is much cheaper than re-routing and re-building the trail (to ADA Standards) around the tree.
 
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Guess what, Hippies? Trees, like everything else in the living world, eventually die. IMAGINE THAT! This tree's number came up, and it fell. A trail is blocked. Clear the trail, take it as a lesson about life, death, and nutrient cycling, and get on with livin'. I'm sure that in your great big state there are a few folks still hanging around who have the know-how and equipment to do the clearing work. Hire some. That's "jobs"; people love that stuff.

Best,

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A few years ago, I volunteered my saw and me for a day of clearing a trail. We came upon some 6 and 7 footers so had to leave them and find a way to scrabble over to go beyond, which we did. A contractor, JP, who hasn't posted on here for a while, cut through those beasts.
 
Greystoke

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ATTN: Parks Dept, California

Guess what, Hippies? Trees, like everything else in the living world, eventually die. IMAGINE THAT! This tree's number came up, and it fell. A trail is blocked. Clear the trail, take it as a lesson about life, death, and nutrient cycling, and get on with livin'. I'm sure that in your great big state there are a few folks still hanging around who have the know-how and equipment to do the clearing work. Hire some. That's "jobs"; people love that stuff.

Best,

'Hatte

Some of the best timber fallers I ever worked with lived in that area, so I guarantee you that there are men around there with the skills and tools to do it. I am guessing that like everything else in this country, the decision to "not touch this majestic tree with a cutting tool" get's dictated by some liberal minded, pencil pushin, big wig back east sittin in a high rise building kicking back in their cushy office chair watchin their gut get bigger!
 
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Some of the best timber fallers I ever worked with lived in that area, so I guarantee you that there are men around there with the skills and tools to do it. I am guessing that like everything else in this country, the decision to "not touch this majestic tree with a cutting tool" get's dictated by some liberal minded, pencil pushin, big wig back east sittin in a high rise building kicking back in their cushy office chair watchin their gut get bigger!

Calm down please. I'm considered to be liberal minded, you know, and my gut is big. :msp_biggrin: I prefer the term, circumferentially challenged. ;)

Don't cut all the big trees. We wide people need to go behind the big ones when we gotta go. Where I'm thinning, I have to climb over the fence onto federal land to find a big enough tree!
 
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No offence Patty, but I will never calm down when I read bull#### like that article! I am sick of it! It is just a reminder of how messed up the mindset is about our forests and logging practices in this country...
 
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