Yeah... I am a well accomplished foreman in the field of directional drilling. I am responsible for the operation of a million dollars worth of sophisticated equipment every day and I run 3-4 crews at a time. I've done nearly every thing there is to do in my field and my reputation brings in weekly job offers, some of which are quite lucrative. I have run nearly every piece of equipment mankind builds en route to my current position, have a bachelors degree, and I am responsible for keeping those machines running, with or without support.
And yet I cannot get this idiotic Stihl flippy cap to seat.
I welcome any person who can come to Kansas City and show me how to operate this stupendous Goldberg contraption. I'll buy dinner and drinks for your whole party.
Jeesh, Quicherbichen..... I was going to let it go, but then you go off about how great you are.
The saw, apparently, is greater than you.
For a few measly dollars, (Like, you ought to be able to afford it, big man.) you could go and get a new replacement. and likely you'd not give the product one bit of respect when it failed to leak. You're the type that would just ignore how you bitched like a jewish princess til you got your way, then pretend the rest of us didn't see you doing it.
If you're sure it aint your problem, it must be the inanimate objects problem. You're so A-1, Uber, Acme,- find a new cap, or just ****-can it, and keep ********.
I'll save you some pennies. I will give you what you paid, plus 10%, and shipping, just to get you to shut up, you're making an ass out of yourself. You obviously aren't going to be happy with it.
Lots of tired cliches' fit here, the best being- This machine has no brain, you must use your own. And since you claim yours is perfect, yet you haven't done anything other than whine, I wonder how you really do manage to sweep the floors so well, where they employ you.
Why did you buy one in the first place?
Frankly, I think you've got some serious diaper rash since you realize that eight pound saw is kicking your ass.