Presidential Chainsaws

[Philbert]

One of these was in this week's TIME magazine - pulled the others off of Google Images.

What can we learn from Presidents and their chainsaws?

- If you are the Commander-in-Chief, sunglasses and gloves are the only PPE needed;

- Bar maintenance is optional;

- Bush is a man of STIHL (and sometimes a lefty):

- Don't blame Obama for flippy caps and tool-less chain adjusters;

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[BlueRidgeMark]

Reagan was old school. We'll give him a pass on the PPE. I mean, c'mon, The Duke wouldn't have worn any, right?

 

[joe25DA]

Those are cool. I had Pres Regan with the 10-10 as my background for a while

 

[Guido Salvage]

I envisioned Reagan as more of a blue Homelite XL man, boy am I disappointed. I guess when you survive a bullet to the chest that you really don't need PPE.

 

[Trigger Man]

The first pic of Bush, looks like the power to weight ratio did'nt pass to his liking.

 

[jerryw66]

I would bet Ned Beaty would have like it if ol Ronny was in Deliverance with that saw when he ran into that trouble.

 

[THALL10326]

I envisioned Reagan as more of a blue Homelite XL man, boy am I disappointed. I guess when you survive a bullet to the chest that you really don't need PPE.

Mac was made in Calif, Reagan was from Calif, hint hint. No doubt once the photo opt was over he ran back in the shed and got his Stihl,:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

GWB was indeed a Stihl man. If I'm not mistaken Texas is bigtime Stihl country as is the other 49 states,hahaha

 

[Philbert]

OK, Not president, but . . .

Democrats, prepare to buy Husqvarna!

Philbert

(in current issue of Time magazine)

 

[Walt41]

wonder what saw our current cum lander in chief would run?

 

[LarryTheCableGuy]

wonder what saw our current cum lander in chief would run?

See saw...





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[Bob Wright]

See saw...





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+1...Bob

 

[Bob Wright]

wonder what saw our current cum lander in chief would run?

Wasn't that Clinton?...Bob

 

[Philbert]

Oh come on guys, you can do better than that. How about:
"What, is he STIHL the President?"
"Is Palin Poulan my chain?"
"Is this the Wright person for the job?"
"Though he would be a heavyweight but he is a Homelight"
"Hard to gauge if he is making the bar or if he should be cut"
"Wonder what kind of oil he/she is using?"
"He/she has really split the country"
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[sjp]

wonder what saw our current cum lander in chief would run?

I COULD SEE HIM HOLDING THIS

 

[Walt41]

I COULD SEE HIM HOLDING THIS

Then needing stitches because he held it by the bar and tried to swing it like an axe

 

[Philbert]

(Actually, that looks like a pretty tough saw if you look past the decals)

Philbert

 

[sjp]

(actually, that looks like a pretty tough saw if you look past the decals)

philbert

yea but it was the only saw i could think would fit his "progressive" ways

 

[StihlyinEly]

Too bad there weren't chainsaws around when Teddy Roosevelt was in office. N.D. rancher, soldier, conservationist, etc. There have been lots of pussies from both parties in the office of the U.S. President since Teddy.

Bully!

I don't know if Bill Clinton used one, but I think Hillary did when she found out about the Lewinsky deal. Anyone notice how Bill's voice rose an octave a couple days after Hillary found out?

 

[GoRving]

Our current Prez would probably use a machete to do any serious wood cutting or limbing.

 

[StihlyinEly]

Preface: The Office of President of the United States is one the huge majority of Americans hold dear. We don't like to see it spit on, pissed on, or cum on.

Honest question: How many of you who are at this moment pissing on President Obama were equally pissed when people were pissing on W.?

People who piss on other people, regardless of party, have one thing in common. They are yellow.

And no, again for the record, I did not, and would not, vote for the current president.

There is a subtlety here that I've ignored. If anyone can nail it within 2 hours from the time of my post, I'll ship them the free (running) 028 I've got coming in the next couple of weeks.