I had a great climber called John, I had to call him in one day
"Look" I said "Your a great worker, you really know your stuff and do your job to perfection, but EVERY monday morning you call in sick for the day, what gives?"
"Its complicated" He said "You dont want to know"
"I gotta know, your my best guy, but this is getting on my nerves in a big way."
"Okay, see its like this. I have this sister who is in a tough relationship, her boyfriend gets on the drink on the weekends and is really threatening. Now me and her are really close so on monday morning when he leaves for work really early, she calls me and I go around to see how shes doing."
"Well thats understandable" I said
"Yeah, one thing leads to another and we end up doing it all day long, we shag each others brains out for hours and hours."
"Your kidding, with your sister??? Thats just the most depraved thing I have ever heard!"
"Yeah I know, I keep calling you to tell you Im sick!"
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"Look" I said "Your a great worker, you really know your stuff and do your job to perfection, but EVERY monday morning you call in sick for the day, what gives?"
"Its complicated" He said "You dont want to know"
"I gotta know, your my best guy, but this is getting on my nerves in a big way."
"Okay, see its like this. I have this sister who is in a tough relationship, her boyfriend gets on the drink on the weekends and is really threatening. Now me and her are really close so on monday morning when he leaves for work really early, she calls me and I go around to see how shes doing."
"Well thats understandable" I said
"Yeah, one thing leads to another and we end up doing it all day long, we shag each others brains out for hours and hours."
"Your kidding, with your sister??? Thats just the most depraved thing I have ever heard!"
"Yeah I know, I keep calling you to tell you Im sick!"
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