Yeah, Australian Customs is a complete joke. I had a case where a fellow imported a bunch of stuff, including a rubber letter opener that was called a 'CIA Letter Opener'. The Customs confiscated it. The bloke went nuts and we went all the way to the District Court for this little piece of crap - the client was running on principles, not money.
The Judge laughed at the whole matter and granted my request for a release. The fricken Customs Officer actually left the court room with the letter opener in contravention of the Judge's order. We had to get the bastard back in Court to hand it to the Sheriff's Officer. Fork me, what a bunch of idiots.
Another time I had a electrical tennis racket, that was used to nuke bugs, confiscated when I entered the country. It was deemed to be a 'prohibited weapon'. Later on, I purchased another bug racket (same design) from a disposal store in Port Macquarie. I'm still using my 'prohibited weapon' to zap mosquitoes and flies.
I tend to treat the Customs Officers like retarded children. Smile and agree with everything they say, then get on with your real life.
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Any reference to retarded children, included in the same sentence with Australian Customs Officers, was not meant as a demeaning remark to such children during the composition of this post.